Congratulatory sketches for February 23 for men. Scenarios of the holiday Defender of the Fatherland Day for adults

Congratulating native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dances, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to realize all the ideas of decorating the hall and any theme of a corporate party on February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.

It is not always possible to move furniture in the office, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active competitions . And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Registration

  • Hang a congratulatory banner over your entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures army style. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

  • make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main thing is the message.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets/caps of the winners is your company logo, on the uniform of the vanquished - the competitor's logo. But this point is better to discuss with the management.

  • take a camouflage net for a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on the wall in the photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
  • cut triangles from khaki paper, assemble into garlands. Inside some, paste your logo, photos of the heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in thematic colors, in the form of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, arrange a race of radio-controlled jeeps at the corporate party - the stronger sex will be delighted!

  • buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki straws for cocktails. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of the country's flag, helmet, red star), replace bottle labels with themed pictures.

Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just for men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a military-style postcard (a tank, a grenade, a brave soldier), a comic summons to the draft board, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny skits and congratulatory rework songs, prepare thematic jokes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.

There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party script - these are rather arbitrary blanks that “pop up” during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer universal scenario corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to arrange a military enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe / restaurant staff on decorating the hall (not everywhere they allow their own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).

The main presenter appears as a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets guests, invites them to sit down at the tables.

Introductory part

Two fifa girls appear on the stage, very slender typical "blondes". Guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ...and Babovism flourishes there, and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also hand wash footcloths and even clean boots yourself!

AT(horrified): And all by hand? What about a manicure?

P: Honey, what a manicure! All day in the hands of either a machine gun or a shovel - Khan's manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, you’ve been putting on beauty all morning, and the commander bangs like that and says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”.

AT: No, I won't join the army, a gas mask doesn't suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there ... But I'm in a gas mask ... Eh!

P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the most terrible (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious thing with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? Starts to howl in a voice: How can you cut it off? I won't go!

Two new persons appear on the stage, approach fifa. Portly, with forms. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: why burst, painful? To whom did you surrender? Just scare away all the men!

pov: honor they do not want to give! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings at the fif with a ladle, they run away from the stage).

Mommy's children, for nothing in the world
Don't go to ar-mi-yu to serve
In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns
Two years in the army without pay.
We will bite, hurt and beat you
Do not go, whiners, to serve in the army.
Robber in the army, vampire in the army
The army has a terrible commander!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live by you
Yes, in the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
Commander with a hangover creepy-ko-va-ty
But we will feed you, groom and love you
Come to ar-mi-yu to serve!
In the army they will show and teach everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed, groom and love you
Come, men, serve in the army!

Choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, alteration songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly on the music familiar to everyone.

Body check

Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad line up for a medical examination and roll call. Get up in alphabetical order so that I don’t have to run through the list of surnames with my eyes. Why are we sitting? There will be no deferrals from the army today!

All the men invited to the corporate party line up by the first letter of the last name. Medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and feel anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the line and comments.

A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues on February 23. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

  • so, Private Antonov ... Wow, what hands! With such a shovel is not needed - a valuable frame;

  • Dubov, why did you grow patly, like a mammoth's armpit? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will sweat under your helmet. Shave what? Okay, we'll figure it out later.

AT: Yes, medical examination is over. Now we line up in height (men are rebuilt). How slow you are, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, quickly lined up according to the size of manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgarities!

For our corporate party script for February 23, prepare caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is reorganized according to the size of the abdomen.

AT., looking around the "soldiers": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But appearance- zilch, the main thing is physical training! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a Gillette - there is always a risk.

Active contests

Next on the script are contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - the physical fitness and average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the venue for the corporate party.

On February 23, darts or throwing paper balls into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in a limited space):

  • who will hold the young lady in her arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);
  • who will inflate faster balloon, jumping booty on a foot drift to the song "Esaul, why did you leave your horse". You need to put the ball on a hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

  • two participants are hung in front of dangling packages with two raw eggs inside. Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Lead to the competition: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest balls!". Of course, if the manners of the company allow such jokes;
  • use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on one in a column. The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls down, drink a free kick and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

  • wrap footcloths(pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.

table break

AT: “Service is service, and lunch is scheduled. I invite everyone to the table! So that the corporate party does not turn into a banal booze, prepare short funny scenes, congratulations on February 23 in verse, alteration songs, etc. Board games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:

  • an exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

  • take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Who can not remember/think up, drinks a free kick or performs a phantom;
  • guess theme songs by the first line/music fragment;
  • if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if a series of eyes, hands and backs of the head are diluted with a couple of shots of appetizing necklines and female pops(and even men's - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

  • guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).

Oath, collective congratulations

AT A: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid a burden, so be it, I read it out, and you in a friendly chorus bawl "I swear!" after each clause of the oath.

  • sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they did not give a salary (in unison - I swear!)

  • diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors
  • come up with virtuoso excuses for absenteeism and being late
  • to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock work

  • always protect the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the reliable defenders
With their main holiday - cheers! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything be beautiful in life
Enough money for the South and beer
The health of the heroic and women of the stack (in chorus: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give affection and warmth,
So that the fish always peck, so that every choice is easy
Was on life path. Well, and rhymes for the sake of "for" - from February 23!

The final part of the script is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awarding with humor - "cool" nominations:

  • mr savior, smile, stay-at-home, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
  • "real colonel" to the most senior or chief

  • "fighter of the invisible front" to those who do inconspicuous but important work
  • "peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations
  • "think tank" idea generator

  • "operational headquarters" to someone who always finds himself in right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, helps out if necessary;
  • Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.

Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scripts and competitions have been collected and.

cool script a corporate party with a unique entertainment program that allows all men present to receive comic nominations and gives them a chance to demonstrate their best qualities in exciting competitions, will help arrange an unforgettable holiday, dedicated to the day Defender of the Fatherland.

Hall decoration: The venue of the holiday is decorated with balloons, posters depicting the military with the faces of the staff of the team (photoshop to help) and comic congratulations from 23 February. Before entering the hall you need to attach a "stadiometer".

Required attributes:

  • Height meter
  • Evaluation sheets
  • Props for contests
  • Presents for men

Roles:

For the role of hosts, you should choose two sociable and cheerful employees who will be able to attract men to participate in competitions.

Event progress

In the hall, on one of the walls, there is a “height meter” with markings from 1 to 2 m.

Near the labels are the following inscriptions:

  • 1 m 60 cm - "Economic"
  • 1 m 65 cm - "Small and remote"
  • 1 m 70 cm - "Superlover"
  • 1 m 75 cm - "Eurostandard"
  • 1 m 80 cm - "Star of the catwalk"
  • 1 m 85 cm - "Ideal man"
  • 1 m 90 cm - "The Hope of Basketball"
  • 2 m - "Alpha male"


Upon entering the hall where it will be held celebratory event, the guests are met by a woman with a bandage on her hand "Assessment Point". She says that only men who have “assessment sheets” will be able to enter the hall and invites them to undergo an examination. Girls in white coats give each representative of the strong half of humanity a form in which his last name, first name, patronymic and age are indicated. "Nurses" weigh men, measure the volume of the chest and measure height with the help of a "stadiometer". All data is recorded in the "evaluation sheet", while the growth is indicated in accordance with the names that were next to the labels.

Participants of the event hand over the forms at the entrance to the hall and take their places at the tables. The festive party begins with congratulations from male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day. It is preferable to perform all congratulations in poetic form, using beautiful toasts. It is worth mentioning all the men by name, to say a few pleasant words about each. entertainment program it is recommended to start after the participants of the event “satisfy the first hunger”.

The presenters invite all the men present in the hall to take part in the show program "Man of the Year".

Entertainment

Competition "Sharpshooter"

For the competition, you will need three targets, arrows with Velcro from the game of darts. Task: as accurately as possible (preferably in the "ten") to hit the target with a dart. The most accurate participant becomes the winner in the nomination "Sharpshooter".

Contest "Hit it"

Men receive 5 nails, hammers and blocks of wood. Task: drive all the nails into the bar with a hammer. The winner in the nomination "Economical man" is the one who coped with the task faster and better than anyone else.

Smell Contest

For the competition, you need to prepare a blindfold and several containers with spices. Task: to smell the spice. The one who coped with the task best of all becomes the winner in the nomination "Sharp scent".

The hosts report that the popular group "VIA Gra" came to congratulate all the men on the holiday.

A musical break is held (performance by girls dressed as members of the VIA Gra group with the song February 23).

Then the presenters offer all the participants a little refreshment (a feast with toasts and congratulations).

Competition for women "The most attentive"

All women present are invited to participate in the competition. Task: carefully look at the proposed video sequence (make a slide show using photographs of male colleagues who participate in the holiday) and determine which of the men they belong to by body parts.

  1. First video sequence "These eyes are opposite." Women need to determine which of the men owns the eyes on the slide. First, the eyes of the man are shown, and then, when the answer is given, the whole face is shown.
  2. Second video sequence "Amazing Smile" recognize a man only by his lips.
  3. Third video sequence "Strong male back": recognize the man from behind.

The most active participants are awarded with lollipops. Men, whose body parts were guessed with ease, become winners in the nominations "Expressive eyes", "The most charming smile", "Courageous man".

For congratulations, 4 women are needed.

One February evening three girls at the table

Maybe they ate, maybe they drank, well, in short, they talked.

Discussed in order: prices, dreams, hair styling,

Fashion, cats, movies, books and weather in Antarctica,

And men - where without them, all three of them were “dismantled”!

And since the ladies' conversation is still going on

We will not interfere with them, discuss and condemn.

If only I were a queen...

Says the first girl.

For a family without quarrels and troubles

ban the internet...

Who Invented This Network?

Let him hang there!

At the monitor screen

Time flies by soon.

I drag my husband to bed -

Honey, you need to sleep at night!

He shoots me in my dream

Again "tanks" finishes,

How alive to wait for the morning?

This is the Kamasutra!

If only I were a queen...

Girl friend says...

I so that there would be no trouble

Football would be banned!

At home - only about football:

Who today will "go out" into the field,

Kohl game - transfer to bed,

It is useless to even wait...

Lost, won, even if by zeros.

Husband as if "replaced"

He is there in body and soul!

Leave - again the game,

That's such nonsense!

He has a favorite - the Club!

Do you have a beloved friend?

If only I were a queen...

The third says the girl.

I would immediately - I do not mind

Fishing would be banned.

And along the way, and hunting -

I'd rather take my work home.

All week preparation

Shot and gunpowder and skimmer

The drill is sharpened, the wad is clogged,

And I'm already chilling.

Just remember how yesterday

In your fridge -

Not an apartment, but a madhouse.

We talked for three hours

Everything seemed to be discussed.

About children. about the harvests

About the health of aunt Rai,

They chuckled and parted ways.

With the idea that one for all:

"My favorite is the best."

Don't judge women harshly

That sometimes language is our enemy.

They are ready to forgive.

Only betrayal will not be forgiven!

They just want to be with them

You are like God's grace

To give their love

They carried her to bed in her arms.

To feel with all my heart

Near the heart is a sweet beat ...

And the maggot? What a bug…..

We'll pick it up somehow.

1. Comic scene from women: “Cucumbers”

Comic scene-congratulations on February 23 to colleagues
Awesome comic scene on February 23rd! Rzhach is guaranteed!

Source: www.porgi.ru

Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues

Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.

Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."

He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always with good mood because what:

All subjects and colleagues greet him;

With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;

With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.

Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.

we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.

Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are

Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.

We begin to sing ditties,

Please don't laugh.

Don't look at us like that

In our army in fashion

All soldiers are dressed.

My fiance Volodya is writing to me:

Every day they give an outfit!

My dear, my dear,

Take with you to the war

There you will fight

I am serving ammo.

The major was walking along the road.

I looked at the major

Someone stole the lieutenant!

Red day of the calendar -

How many heroes are here!

Oh, lucky, women, nibble!

We sang a song to you -

Guys here and there!

They confessed their love to you.

If only they didn't get it!

Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:

“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.

Girl 1: That's it. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.

Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.

1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.

2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!

2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.

1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".

2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And run AWOL for deodorants!

1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.

2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.

1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.

2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!

1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!

2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.

1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.

2 : How do you know everything?

1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back is a tattoo - DMB!

2 : We met for probably a week.

1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.

2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".

1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!

2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!

1 : It's okay to cry, let's go better Let's clean the ensign's face!

2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!

Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:

Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.

Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.

Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.

And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.

Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,

What have you got us!

your smile of kindness

She's like a light in a window!

We want you to be happy

Successful and healthy!

You are the most wonderful

And the best padishah!

Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us

and gift giving

Tale of the Rule, or A small poetic trick on how to teach kids to follow the rules. A little poetic trick on how to teach kids to follow the rules. It turned out something like " Bad advice". in one kingdom.

Presentation “How they had fun with Yaga, they immediately found themselves in a fairy tale” A fun, fabulous evening of entertainment with Baba Yaga, who does not let children into a fairy tale. Scenario of entertainment But a kind one opposes her.

Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues

Source: www.maam.ru

A cool scenario for a corporate party on February 23 “Elevation of Na. »

The scenario is designed for an organization of up to 50 employees and is designed for a fun celebration in the office. Includes a large number funny contests and original congratulations from the female half of the team.

At the entrance to the office, the men are greeted by several colleagues who offer them to choose who they want to be today - a sailor or a paratrooper. Or you can distribute distinctive attributes by drawing lots so that each team has an equal number of people.

And to create a mood, each man, upon entering the room where the corporate party will be held, receives an Alenka chocolate bar as a gift, but instead of the girl’s face, the employee’s face should be depicted on the wrapper.

Registration

The place where the celebration is planned must be arranged in the color of military and sea wave.

1. Paper planes and ships should be hung from the ceilings on a fishing line.

2. For the photo zone, you need to make two large figures: a parachute and a submarine. Those who wish can choose: take a picture with a parachute soaring in the sky or explore the sea world on a submarine.

3. To save space, it is better to set the buffet tables - this will help free up more space for competitions and dances. Items can be added to tables military theme: toy tanks, airplanes.

Necessary props

1. Stickers in the form of stars.

2. List of songs for the contest "Guess the melody".

3. Two magnetic boards, two markers, two washing sponges.

4. Ten items for the "To the touch" contest.

5. Two suitcases with clothes, two matches.

6. Matchboxes, ribbons.

8. Musical blanks for competitions.

Leading: Our dear, brave sailors and handsome paratroopers! On this men's day - February 23 - our entire women's team congratulates you on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and wishes you to always keep your eye on luck, good spirits, eternal youth of desires and feelings! And as an initial greeting, please accept our special musical gift!

Women's group performance

Two girls perform a song-alteration to the motive of the song "Fortuneteller", with them a small group of girls on the dance floor.

Fashion changes daily

But as long as there is a white light

Without men there is no good weather

There is no people without men.

Even in the cards of the old gypsy

Through times the king, then the jack.

Yes, and we will tell you without trickery:

There is a white light on men.

What can I say, what can I say.

Happy holiday to you, men,

And we want to wish you

And courage and strength.

You miss the stars in the sky

Hold a tit in your hands

Don't forget to dream sometimes

Store heat particle.

We wish you more happiness in life

Do not be sad for nothing.

Congratulations on this day

Although you were not in the army yourself.

We wish a fair wind

Your life ships.

We dedicate this song to you

Noble to their kings.

Leading: Applause to the charming sailors and paratroopers. And now the floor is given to the director of the company (full name).

(The director gives a short congratulatory speech).

Leading: At the beginning of our holiday, you had a choice: who to become - a paratrooper and a sailor. Divide now into groups according to your choice and let's see who is the most here.

(Men are divided into groups).

Leading: You were divided not by chance. Today we will not only determine who is cooler - the marines or the air cavalry, but also identify the strongest, most courageous - a real fighter!

(Each team can be tied around the neck with a scarf; blue - marines, green - foremen).

Leading: Let's start testing for strength and endurance.

For the competition, one participant from each team is invited.

Task: to collect as many girls as possible in a certain place, but you need to carry them to the gathering place on your hands, on your shoulder, and in any way, only so that they do not walk on foot.

The one who collects the largest number girls, receives a medal of honor - a sticker in the form of a star, which will be glued to each winner's clothes.

Leading: That's the first victory! But let's see if the winner brought our girls to their destination in general condition?

(Looks at the girls). Girls, do you feel good, do you feel dizzy, do you feel sick? Well, everything seems to be fine! And let's say hello to the first winner again. And the opponents do not despair, because there is still a chance to recoup. Sailors, paratroopers, choose your team of 3 girls!

From the teams again leave one participant.

3 girls are invited to help each of them.

Task: guess the melody.

The first person to raise their hand gives the answer.

Songs should be on a military theme.

Leading: A real soldier must be able to convey information in such a way that the enemy does not understand it. Now you have to turn on all your ingenuity, because you will not explain with words, but with drawings.

From each team, one person is selected to begin explaining the words first.

Each team has a magnetic board and a marker with which they can draw and, if necessary, erase the excess with a sponge.

Riddle words should display some kind of action. For example, military porridge. It is important to name this particular phrase, and not just “porridge” or “food”. The person who guesses the word gets a star.

Leading: Well, you don’t have to be a commander, but you always have to clean the roads from snow!

4 participants are invited.

Each is given a shovel. With it, they will have to imagine how they clean the roads from snow, but not just like that, but to the music.

Participants will have to demonstrate snow removal under 3-4 songs.

The best dancer is chosen by the audience with applause.

Leading: And they wear it on their hands, and they know the songs, but how beautifully they know how to move! How lucky our women are with such colleagues! Let's check, how do they navigate in the dark?

Two participants from each team are blindfolded.

They need to guess 5 objects by touch, and teams can suggest what kind of object is in front of him if the participant cannot determine the object for a long time.

But the hints should be suggestive - remotely describing the subject and not contain the same root words.

Leading: A real defender of the Fatherland must be fast, dexterous, courageous, and now we will find out who is the most exemplary soldier in your team.

Each team chooses a suitcase. It's closed so they don't know its contents.

The host offers to choose a captain and only then says the rules of the competition.

The task of the captains for a while, while the match is burning, is to put on all the clothes that are in the suitcase.

The one who puts on more things wins.

To be funny, the suitcase should contain funny and ridiculous things, for example, women's or children's clothes.

Leading: Aren't you guys tired of competing yet? While you rest, let's pass the baton to our beautiful ladies!

Competition for girls.

5-7 girls are tied to the belt one by one on a fishing line or ribbon matchbox so that they touch the floor.

On the boxes you need to stick a photo of any male object.

Girls must trample on the boxes of their rivals as quickly as possible and at the same time prevent others from trampling on their own.

Those participants whose boxes were trampled on are eliminated from the game.

Leading: What, however, are your harsh conquerors of men's hearts. Let's congratulate the winner with thunderous applause and be careful with her, everyone saw how she took other people's guys away, beat and trampled!

Attention! Now there will be a very serious competition, which will determine who will come out of here today as a winner!

For the competition you will need a table and two glasses or two faceted glasses.

The contents of the glasses can be anything.

On both sides of the table are a paratrooper and a sailor.

The competition is like a duel. At the command of the facilitator, the participants should grab the glass, drink the contents and loudly put the glass on the table.

You can hold several of these "duels", but with different participants.

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, in a fierce battle, in a hard struggle, we have a winner. The most active participant with the most stars. Let's count!

(Music turns on, everyone applauds.)

Host (announces the winner): You get a certificate to visit a real Russian bath! (The music turns on, the presenter addresses all the men). And the rest of the participants are not upset, because gifts have been prepared for you too!

(All participants who have stars receive memorable prizes as a gift, for example, a comic diploma with the inscription “The main thing is not victory, but confirmation that you are a real sailor!”)

Leading: Dear men! Today you showed your strength, skill, quick wits, but for what? After all, no matter how strong men are, their main incentive is to win the attention of a woman. In fact, today there are no winners and losers among you! I was approached by the female half of our team with a request to convey that you no longer need anything, because for your colleagues, you are the strongest, the bravest, the best!

(At this moment, a slow song is turned on and the women invite the men to dance. It is important not to leave a single man unattended!)

Leading: Dear men, if you are not yet convinced that life in our office would be boring and monotonous without you, the ladies have prepared another surprise for you. Happy holiday to you, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!

The women's team plays up the situation of one day at work. They reluctantly do all the male work that their colleagues do on a daily basis. And in the end, congratulations on February 23 together.

As a cool gift for your colleagues on February 23, you can prepare a bouquet of dried fish and a beer cake.

On this day, it is very important to pay attention to all men so that everyone receives a portion of congratulations and feels the atmosphere of the holiday, because such events bring the team together, and a friendly team is the main secret of the success of any company.

A cool scenario for a corporate party on February 23 - Alignment On!
Funny scenario for a corporate party on February 23 for a small team - up to 50 people. One leader funny contests, original congratulations from the women's team.

Characters:

2 leading, Man, Man, Man.

1st Leader: In such a good and evening hour We have gathered together now!
2nd Leader: We want the lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Leader: How good men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Leader: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and entertainment!
1st Leader: Let's not waste time - It's time for us to congratulate men!
2nd Leader: Today is a man's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!

GREETING CARD GAME

On a tablet greeting card with the following text:
Our _____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You ______________ and ________________
And for that we are very grateful!
Although February is snow-white outside the window, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
You are welcome ___________, ____________, _________, __________ and ___________!
We celebrate this holiday with you,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay ___________, __________, __________, __________ and ___________!

The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex attract them.

Answers fit into the gaps on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage from above with a parachute.)

1st Leader: It seems that in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a landing force is landing to us.
(The hosts raise the parachute, from under which the Man appears.)
2nd Lead: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Leader: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Leader: February 23 brings us the representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
The male: I see a lot of them in the hall.
2nd Leader: You are right, there are enough heroes of the occasion here.
The male: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Leader: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to take the stage!

COMPETITION "FIGHT ON HUNTS"

The contestants squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the opponents' palms, try to push each other out of the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hands or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize is received by the one who has not left the combat limits to the last.

2nd Leader: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Leader: For example, in the ladies' wardrobe there are things that previously took place in the men's wardrobe.
1st Leader: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Leader: Let's get to know them.

GAME "FROM MEN TO LADIES"

The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that have passed to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely, the ladies also hardly think of you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, the fair sex understands men in their own way.

COMPETITION "MEN IN THE WOMEN'S UNDERSTANDING"

Ladies who excelled in the previous game receive a tablet with an album sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man on a fishing trip”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must schematically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces appear for everyone to see.
The prize is given to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.

The male: Here, it turns out, how you, dear ladies, see us men. I want to offer you an amusing quiz called "A man through the eyes of a woman."

QUIZ "A MAN IN THE EYES OF A WOMAN"

The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer from the three given by the Man for each question of the quiz.

1. What will the man do with the candy?

a) will quickly eat it whole;
b) eat slowly, biting off a little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it, so as not to drop the dignity of the stronger sex.

2. What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?

a) exotic
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother used to tell him when he was a child.

3. What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?

a) before buying, consult with the seller, having learned his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until the next time.

4. How will a man who travels in an unfamiliar area and suddenly go astray act?

a) ask for directions from the first person you meet;
b) will get angry in uncertainty;
c) will start looking for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.

5. What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?

a) quickly rush forward, ahead of others;
b) slowly move off;
c) will create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.

1st Leader: Ladies and men are always unrevealed secrets for each other.
2nd Leader: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: It's probably because we love surprises.
1st Leader: Then you should deliver them.
2nd Leader: Surprises, fly to the hall!
(6 paper parachutes with cases from kinder surprises suspended from below land in the auditorium from above. Six men who caught the parachutes are asked by the presenters to go backstage.)
The male: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Lead: Men's surprises begin!

COMPETITION "MALE SURPRISES"

Six men become contestants. Backstage, they open cases hanging from parachutes and find a note with the name of an animal in them. Then the contestants, in order of priority, enter the stage and, with the help of pantomime, depict their animals. Before the exit of each contestant, the presenters announce: “The man is at work”; "A man at home"; "Man driving"; "The man in the restaurant"; "Man at the resort"; "Man with Friends"
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.

2nd Leader: No one expected such surprises from the representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Leader: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry somewhere.
The male: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Leader: However, the lucky ones are speeding up.
1st Lead: I wonder where the happy man is in a hurry?
2nd Leader: There are many answers to this question today.
(Presenters with microphones descend into the auditorium and receive answers to this question from the representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Leader: And I thought that happy men rush only to the garage.
The male: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Leader: Our next competition for true motorists!

COMPETITION "DO NOT LET UP!"

Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon the fastest and bursts it.

1st Leader: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies when they get two outfits out of turn.
2nd Leader: Usually it happens like this.
(The hosts and the Man go to the left side of the wings, with opposite side which the characters of the sideshow "Two outfits out of turn" appear.)

INTERMEDIA "TWO OUT OF LINE"

She is:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She is: These are not my desires! These are duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to fulfill!
He: And what duties, in your opinion, should a conscientious husband have?
She is: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - to serve coffee in bed, on weekends - to present flowers, and on holidays - to please with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She is: Now I understand why you always get yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She is: For your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness stopped.
She is: And you hid it from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She is: This immediately catches your eye if you enter our bedroom! No wonder my friends asked me one juicy question: why are our beds far apart!
He: And what did you answer them?
She is: My husband has a pig!
He: Sounds convincing.
She is: This is not your “mumps”, but you are a real boar!
He: Scream louder - people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Boar.
She is: I have been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I'll go and make you gifts.
She is:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She is:(excitedly) Now you will make such presents to yourself all the time!
He: After your hands, they look spectacular.
She is: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he was not born.
She is: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She is: And I'll live your philistine life!
He: No wonder my friends asked me why our beds are far apart.
She is: Did you do this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite satisfied with the cuisine.
She is:(sobbing) That's why the table's legs are loose.
He: Three bottles of beer for three is not a great load.
She is:(excitedly) Then why are they wobbly?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She is:(incredulously) What are you implying?
He: For your weakness.
She is:(modestly) Actually, right after we got married, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why are you living in the kitchen?
She is:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Why wasn't I born a woman?
She is: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and move to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)

1st Leader: The outfits have been awarded, now it's time to play!
2nd Leader: The most festive game for everyone... Together: "February guessing games"!

FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. Game to activate the public.

1st Leader: February gave us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")

2nd Leader: Ladies in the evening in excitement
Prepared pickles,
For men's straight gait
We also bought ... (Vodka)

1st Leader: Strong sex without worries
The grocery store leads a trip:
They need one trifle -
Five-star... (Cognac)

2nd Leader: Ladies on their feet a little light
They induce their marafet;
They give in bundles of bright
Guys... (Gifts)

1st Leader: The men are not far behind
Near the mirror scurry:
Before taking a hundred grams,
They dream of conquering ... (Dam)

2nd Leader: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They get... (Compliments)

1st Leader: On a holiday, ladies will not refuse:
Respect with a word of affection,
Well fed vysusno -
Men will not be ... (Sad)

2nd Leader: Hour of fun is the best chance
Make a curtsey,
And then, no matter what,
To be under ... (Table)

1st Leader: The holiday is not to blame
That a detachment dived under the table -
The men are a bit tired
Very sweet ... (Drowsed off)

2nd Leader: In the morning the strong sex will wake up
Dive into weekdays again.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February ... (Holiday)

(A peasant appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a working uniform.)

Man:(cheerfully) Good evening! Shouldn't something be nailed, screwed or repaired here ?! (pulls screwdriver out of pocket)
1st Leader: What a business man.
2nd Leader: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Man: Then I'll stay with you a little, - suddenly my help is needed!
1st Leader: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Man: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I do not forget the entertainment! (B balloons fly from above into the auditorium: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Leader: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons take the stage. The presenter bursts one of the red balloons in which there was a note.)
1st Leader: Now we will find out what a surprise is fraught with a red ball! (reads the text of the note)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and sticks
So, the case will make sense
And the joy of the little ones!”
Man: This is just my part! (takes out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)

COMPETITION "Scoring"

Men who catch red balls receive a hammer, a bar and 6 nails each. Their task is to drive nails into a bar with a hammer.
The winner is the one who copes with the task ahead of everyone (the quality of work is also taken into account).

2nd Leader: Now let's reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and announces the note in it :)
"You need screws and a screwdriver
Definitely fit!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better helpers!

COMPETITION "PRIVINTILES"

The men who caught the yellow balls receive from the Peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks each. Their task: to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The prize is given to the most agile and skillful contestant.

Man: Masters and hooks rejoice!
1st Leader: Russia has been famous for artisans from time immemorial. Whatever the city, then its craftsmen.
2nd Leader: And our cities, by the way, are named after male names.

GAME "CITIES AND MEN"

The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Man: In every city there are avid fishermen! Am I right? .. Then we'll have a fun fishing trip!

COMPETITION "FUN FISHING"

A peasant takes out three ropes from behind the curtains, tied together in the middle, where a dried vobla is suspended. Six men who took Active participation in the previous game, they take the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and diverge in different directions.
To cheerful music, they wind the rope around a stick, thus approaching the wobble, which will get the most agile.

1st Leader: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Leader: Are they well versed in cooking?
1st Leader: This is easy to find out if you play the game "The Way to a Man's Heart".

GAME "WAY TO THE HEART OF A MAN"

The hosts ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and a chicken. (Omelette)
2. Oriental dish, on solemn occasions crowned with a ram's head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pig layer. (Salo)
5. Apricot, who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6. Bagel-undersize. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Pure)
8. The fruit boxers love. (Pear)
9. Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our way. (Yogurt)

The game assumes choral responses. The culinary savvy take the stage.
Man: Come on, food lovers, take apart the air sausages!

COMPETITION "AIR SAUSAGES"

Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which the Muzhik gives a balloon in the form of a sausage to the captains. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other the ball, sandwiched between their legs (it is forbidden to help with their hands). The winner is the team whose sausage was tested by all its participants in the minimum amount of time.

2nd Leader: Men have not only a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Leader: Our game is proof of that.
2nd Leader: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!

GAME "CHARGE THE BRAIN!"

The hosts read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall should name them in one word.
1. Jacket for a diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for ingenuity. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5. The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The reverse side of the back of the head. (Face)
7. An occasion to publicly cuddle with a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9. Part of the face, which is sometimes hung. (Nose)
10. A plant that is responsible for the relationship between people with its head. (Chamomile)

The smartest are invited to the stage.

Man: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a contest called "February Humor"!

COMPETITION "FEBRUARY HUMORINE"

The man offers the smartest men funny situations:

On February 1, 23, as a gift from your beloved, you will receive a funny souvenir - horns.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. The wife calls the cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4. Alone with you, your beloved constantly faints.
5. On Sunday you were fixing your 1 year old son's crib and found an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that you are Aleksey according to your passport. Competitors answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, what else can distinguish men?
Man: With his prowess and musicality!
2nd Leader: Can these concepts be compatible?
Man: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you!., (shouts towards the right wings:) Hey friends, your help is needed! (Four men come on stage, one of whom plays an accordion, and four women.)
1st Leader: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about the representatives of the stronger sex.
Man: Ladies - the decoration of our daring quintet!
ladies: (roaringly) Wow!
2nd Leader: In that case, we are all aware.
Man: Men's ditties! (The peasant and his friends sing ditties. Women are located between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)

MEN'S PARTS

1st: We will sing to you now
Under the accordion ditties!
You arrange a dance
Wives and girlfriends!

2nd: We met with the cutie
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to screw up!

3rd: What's up with the girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts to her
Like any!

4th: Me wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
Set a table for two people
Doesn't invite me to eat.

5th: I'm after my wife
Cared for a whole year
Cavaliers day-to-day
He dared her!

1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs,
No fish, sorry.

2nd: Invites you to visit
My sweetheart is not always:
If you need to arrange something -
Know me then!

3rd: I got lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how they went to the registry office with her, -
Requires outfits.

4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I'm always on the ass!

5th: We cheered you up -
It became more fun!
clap us now
From the heart soon!

Man:(to the hosts) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Leader: It was unsurpassed!
Man: I won’t talk in vain! .. (glances at his friends, who show him in the direction of the wings) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun entertainment! (To the tune of an accordion, a peasant with friends and girlfriends heads towards the right wings.)
2nd Leader: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!

MYSTERIOUS FRIENDS GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. All those present in the hall must guess the male names that rhyme with the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to activate the audience.

1. The musician is great:
And play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you ... (Petya)

2. Cavalier he is what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Out on a date again
Daring handsome ... (Misha)

Z. Any business argues
In his "golden" hands.
Call - you soon
It always helps ... (Andrey)

4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
Say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear "Great!" -
Without a doubt, this is ... (Vova)

5.Hiking - his element:
The expanse of native expanses beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)

b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't get lost anywhere with it.
Everything has a sense of proportion
Serious... (Valery)

7. He is an excellent interlocutor,
You will be exposed to many topics.
Books to read amateur
At leisure, smart ... (Vitya)

8. “What a dandy is exquisite” -
He hears from all directions.
Do not find sweeter and more beautiful
Groom than dandy-... (Sasha)

9. Loves speed very much,
You will ride with the wind.
Will overtake everyone on the road,
He will only sit behind the wheel ... (Serge)

10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - the highest class.
Door open for friends
At the gallant ... (Nikita)

1st Leader: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Leader: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Leader: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy remained in the distant past.
2nd Leader: Do not draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (referring to a man of pleasant appearance:) May I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the leaders)
1st Leader:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Leader: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all the representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful act.
1st Leader: So, you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Leader: Surely a funny game will make their answers more truthful.

GAME "Well, VERY TRUE!"

10 balloons fly from above into the auditorium. The hosts are asked to catch the balls exclusively for the male half and go on stage with them. Then those who came out in order of priority take out banknotes printed on a color printer from the wallets of the leaders, on the reverse side of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Do you suffer from jealousy?
. Do you enjoy Mogol Gogol?
. Is scrambled eggs and sausage your signature dish?
. Is the Kamasutra considered yours? table book?
. Are you a notorious ladies' man?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentle sex?

The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. There was not and will not be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most enjoyable for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
. If there is no second half nearby.
. Not without it. The players pop their balloons and read out the notes with the answers.

For frankness, everyone receives sweet prizes. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, motivating that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.

1st Leader: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Leader: And where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants of the previous game go to different sides of the wings and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)

COMPETITION "KNIGHTS OF LADIES' HEARTS"

Girls form 2 teams, both men become captains. To cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team in turn and carry them to the chair and back. The team wins, in which in a short period of time all the girls have been on their hands.
1st Leader: Men known for their achievements great multitude, and if you remember everyone, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Leader: Then let us pay attention to the glorious triples!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Leader: Coward, Dunce, Experienced.
2nd Leader:(to the audience) And now, dear audience, let's play with you!

GAME "GOOD TROYS"

Those present in the hall call the men who make up the famous triples (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.

1st Leader: After such a game, I would like to invite three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes, to the stage.
(Three men and three women enter the stage.)
2nd Leader:(to those who left) Remind everyone, please, the name of the festive evening ... Our next contest is called the same way!

COMPETITION "MAN, MAN, MAN"

Higher men and women form opposite-sex pairs. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men's tray with the inscription: "man"; "man"; "man".
To the tune of the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune" they make their male assistants hairstyles with the given name (combs, invisibles, elastic bands and small hairpins are given as improvised means).
The winner is chosen by audience applause. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for patience and endurance.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Let me know, is this your first time on stage or has your debut already taken place?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Leader: Have you played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Leader: Probably, you broke the thunder of applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Leader:(to the hall) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!

THE GAME "STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES"

Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who took part in the game is awarded a prize - a balloon, after which the men are left on the stage.

1st Leader:(to men) We will not ask you to try on women's dress, but you will have to show your artistic abilities!

COMPETITION "Oh, THESE LEGS!"

The men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute, they must depict female legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to whoever has the most.

2nd Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comic advice for the stronger sex!

(to the motive "Songs about the moonshine still" from the movie "Moonshiners")

1. If you don’t feel like getting up early,
And warmed up a soft bed,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!

2. If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let the whole evening wait later:
Expectation in favor of her -
Will love you more!

Z. If your wife made an omelet for you
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a cock -
You can have two hens!

4. If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of longing, -
Smile out loud
And the longing will go to the socks!

5. If your wife is used to being jealous
And to get your nitpicks, -
Let him go to the circus, and that hour
Take a break from stupid phrases!

b. If a neighbor often began to drop in,
who has no wife yet,
Post a dossier about him -
He will welcome guests!

7. If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
So, she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Provide without embellishment!

8. If the mother-in-law was suddenly overstayed with you, -
Dress up at home, you, like a Papuan,
Beat loudly on the drum -
The sofa will not be nice to her!

9. If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her back the bus ticket
Close the door behind you
She needs another viewer!

10. If a garage has become a mile of your apartment,
Do not constrain his modest surroundings, -
Can you live in peace
And don't worry about the past!

1st Leader:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the representatives of the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Leader: Thank you for the pleasure and please come to the auditorium. (The man takes his seat in the front row.)
1st Leader: All the day gave men's fun!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And left a good memory
He filled our hearts!
2nd Leader: So don't leave holiday us,
After all, next real men,
With which the twists are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in a good hour!

Galina Panichkina
The script of the holiday for adults by February 23 in the spiritual and moral club "Vozrozhdeniye"

Movie stills on screen "Officers", the song from this movie sounds.

Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! We are glad to see you today on the eve of a wonderful holiday- Day of Defenders of the Fatherland. And we really want to bow low to all the gray-haired veterans and young soldiers who are now on duty, and, to you, dear men, who gave their best young years to serve the Motherland. We want to wish you health, happiness, and most importantly, that no one will ever hear how bullets whistle and shells explode, or see how houses collapse under bombs, how soldiers die.

Presenter 2: WITH army holiday!

With holiday of warriors,

With brothers' holiday,

Fathers and husbands.

Their aspirations

Worthy of glory

Let's save the world on the planet of people.

Presenter 1: Defenders of the Fatherland Day! This solemn the holiday is celebrated on February 23. This is a tribute to all generations of Russian soldiers from ancient times to today who courageously defended their native land from invaders. In that "male" day, male representatives, from boys to old people, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are always honored.

Presenter 2: Let's go back to history now. Tsarist times Russia: officers, cadets, cadets. How the oath sounded at the time "I swear on my honor!"

O! they were men - generous, noble, courageous, courageous. What do you think, to whom should a real officer give his soul, heart, life, honor? (answers of those present).

Yes, a real, dedicated officer gives back: soul - to God, heart - to a lady, life - to the Motherland, honor - to no one.

One of the clearest examples of such service to the Motherland was officer F.F. Ushakov.

(portrait of F. F. Ushakov on the screen).

Presenter 1: Holy righteous warrior Theodore - the founder of the Russian Black Sea Fleet - an outstanding Russian naval commander, admiral. He was the third son of his parents, who considered the development of high religious feelings and strict morality in them the main condition for raising children.

While still a teenager, Ushakov showed an innate fearlessness of character and disdain for danger.

Fedor Fedorovich went to the admiral's flag, working hard, persistently mastering marine science and military art. Entirely and daily devoted to maritime affairs, he lived all his life as a bachelor. In his advanced years, staying on his estate, he became almost a hermit. He died at the age of 74 and was buried in the Sanaksar Monastery in the Tambov Region.

Many years later, in 2000, the outstanding naval commander was canonized as a saint of our Saransk diocese. In 2006, the church in Saransk was consecrated.

(on the screen is a temple in Saransk)

In memory of the holy righteous warrior Theodore in the history of the Orthodox Church, the temple was named after the naval commander, in honor of the Russian admiral.

Presenter 2: We want to bring to your attention a wonderful film about the life of this warrior.

(watching a movie).

Presenter 2 Let the memory of this man remain in our hearts, and his service to Russia be the brightest example for our men to follow. We are sure that each of you is worthy of the high title of a MAN.

There is a song for all of you "Gentlemen officers".

(clip performed by O. Gazmanov).

Presenter 1: We only want to live in the world. And we dream of those times when there will be no war on earth. But always, and in peacetime, we need strong, courageous, brave, noble men. Are there any among you? (Yes). These are the ones we invite to take part in our relay races.

Form 2 teams of 5-6 people.

Selected by the jury (3 persons).

Presenter 1: On the shoulder victory is brave

Waiting for that great success

Who, without flinching, if necessary,

Join the fight, one for all.

Presenter 2: Let the jury the whole course of the battle

Track without a miss

Who will be friendlier

He will win in battle.

Task 1. Come up with a name for the team, a greeting to the opposing team.

Task 2. Walk through the swamp using 3 boards.

Task 3. Clear the field (1 person from the team - 2 circles on the floor, checkers are scattered in them. Blindfolded, you need to collect all the checkers).

Task 4. Running "kangaroo". (holding the ball between the legs, jump to the line, return to the team by running).

Task 5. Questions to the teams:

1. What is the name of a short stay of military personnel for training? (fees).

2. What is the name of the object guarded by sentries? (fast).

3. Which of the WWII generals was called the marshal of victory? (G.K. Zhukova).

4. This fortress was the first to take the fight against the Nazis, subsequently receiving the title "Fortress Hero". What is it called? (Brest)

5. The name of this man was kept secret for many years. He is the inventor of the best automatic weapons in the world. His last name sounds in the name of this weapon. Who is it? (M. T. Kalashnikov)

6. What is the name of the front side of the system? (front)

7. "Difficult to learn, easy to fight". “Where the deer passes, there the army will pass”. To which of the generals do these words belong? (L. V. Suvorov)

8. What order was awarded to a WWII soldier for bravery? How many degrees did he have? (Order of Glory I, II, III degree).

Task 6. Although the soldier's service is difficult, there will always be time for a soldier's song. (teams take turns singing lines from soldiers' songs).

Task 7. "Portrait of a Beloved".

It's no secret that men have always been inspired to exploits by beautiful ladies. And now we will find out who is your muse. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals of a woman's face are drawn on them. They blindfold the men and bring them to the easels, giving a felt-tip pen in their hands.) Now you will draw portraits of your beloved women at the prompt. We draw eyes, now eyebrows, a nose, a mouth, small gentle ears in which at night you whisper words of love. It remains to draw the curls of the beloved woman. Ready! Submit your painting.

You can remove the blindfold. Applause for the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies that you portrayed.

Task 8. Delivery of the envelope "commander"

Presenter 1: We rested well

And you rightfully won.

Praise worthy and rewards

And we are happy to give you prizes!

Jury word. Presentation of medals and wreaths of bagels.

Presenter 2: Thank you all for your attention.

For enthusiasm, cheerful laughter,

For the fire of competition

Ensuring success.

Sounds like a sport. march, participants make a lap of honor. They sit down.

Presenter 1: Our meeting has come to an end. We once again congratulate all of you on holiday. We wish you to always be in the ranks, always be where the family needs, where the Motherland needs, because you are the sons of the Russian land.