Comic scene on the last call. Last Call Scenario Ideas
This scene will fit well in a concert on the occasion last call or high school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students. It will require five participants to stage it, one of which just needs to come out and say one introductory phrase at the beginning.
HOST: Let's introduce the Ministry of Education and Science. At one of the meetings.
Table. Four people in jackets and glasses (business attire).
NOTE: It is possible to play this skit with the participation of teachers.
OFFICER 1: Dear colleagues the agenda of our today's meeting: topics of graduation essays. As they say, not a day without education reform. From there (points up) a signal was received - they say, the topics about Bolkonsky and Natasha Rostova are outdated. Today's students are no longer interested.
OFFICER 2: Why didn't past generations of schoolchildren ask about this?
OFFICER 1: Well, you know, Tamara Vasilievna, other times, other customs. For today's meeting, I asked everyone to study magazines, newspapers, TV shows and prepare proposals for new topics. And so, let's get started.
OFFICER 3: Let me start. I internally disagree with many things, but as they say, "everything is for the students." And so, "The image of the Motherland in the work of Nikita Mikhalkov" Zhmurki ""; "Philosophical Motifs of the Quest Pistols Lyrics"; "The image of the Turgenev girl on the example of Paris Hilton"; "The beauty of the Russian soul in the program" Sex with Anfisa Chekhova ""; ""Field of Miracles" as the greatest monument of ancient Russian history"; “Woe from Wit as a Non-Existent Problem in the Reality Show “Dom-2””; “A word about Igor's regiment. Revelation by N. Koroleva about the mistresses of I. Nikolaev”; Exposure of a criminal society in the works of Marianna Maksimovskaya.
OFFICER 1: Not bad. Let's you.
OFFICER 4: "Master and Margarita in the program" Marriage Fiction "(DTV)"; " Comparative characteristics Doctor Zhivago and Doctor House"; “Spiritual evolution of Stas Piekh at the Star Factory”; "The theme of the motherland and nature in the work of Timati"; " Dead Souls or collective image target audience channel TV3"; "The image of the local nobility in the works of Timur Kizyakov"; “Poems, poems and thoughts by S.V. Shnurov"; "Pechorin and Urgant as heroes of their time".
OFFICER 1: The latter is especially strong. Well, you, Tamara Vasilievna, what will please you.
OFFICER 2: "The problem of the humanism of the NTV channel"; "Oblomovism as the driving force of the "Shop on the couch""; “Letter from Eugene Onegin to What? Where? When?""; "The harsh truth of life in the works of Gleb Pyanykh ("Maximum")"; "The problem of active opposition to evil in the program" Test purchase ""; "The tragedy of the individual, family, people on the Domashny TV channel"; “The problem of education on the Bibigon TV channel”; "Crime and Punishment in the Hour of Judgment program"; "The image of nature by the author in the program" Bad Notes ""; "The theme of people's suffering in the program" Play the accordion, darling "".
OFFICER 1: Well, that's nice, we hand over the documents. And tomorrow we will rewrite the math textbook to include the calculation of mortgages, phone loans and discount centers.
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The month of May is, as many say, the month of kebabs. But usually trips to nature and barbecues are the beginning of the month. But at the end of May, completely different concerns, and first of all - the last calls at schools. This event is being prepared for a long time and everything is carefully thought out. For example, preparing new funny scenes on the last bell in 11th grade. They try to make sketches according to subjects so that all teachers like them and no one is offended. We have prepared a small material from which you can choose what is right for you.
The scene is a drawing lesson.
Class. The children are sitting at their desks, the drawing teacher enters.
Teacher:
Children, today we will draw spring! Spring is a wonderful time of the year. Spring is the revived nature. It is the singing of birds and the sun. And so, we begin to draw.
The students draw, and the teacher walks near them and says:
- oh, beautiful! This is amazing! Perfectly!
Approaches one student and stops. He examines the drawing for a long time, picks it up and turns it around in every possible way. Then he says:
- what's this?!
Student:
Spring!
The teacher rotates the drawing again:
Spring?! Why is it here different people sitting, lying, and bottles lying next to them?
Student:
So it's spring - people are resting. Maria Ivanovna! You, as a teacher of art and a representative of the profession of artists, must understand. What are we, creative individuals. We can represent the drawing and the plot in different ways. This is how I imagine spring!
Teacher:
Okay, give me the diary.
The teacher takes the diary and puts the mark.
The student looks into the diary and is surprised:
- deuce? But why?
Teacher:
You, Ivanov, as a student, must understand that I, as a creative person, must appreciate your work, and it is beautiful! But as a teacher, I have to give you a grade, and I did. And if you think. That this is two, then I see that this is five, only five in my understanding!
Scene - geography
A funny scene where a student who did not study this subject mistakenly appropriated the Ural mountains to Kazakhstan, populated Kazakhstan with Georgians, and sent the inhabitants of Africa to live in Alaska! Watch and repeat the scene.
Scene - on mathematics
In this skit, a math lesson will be shown. In general, everything is as usual - the bell rings, the student bursts into the classroom right in front of the teacher, and the lesson begins.
Scene - history and social studies
Few students like history lessons. This is how many dates you need to remember and events. But after this scene, all the children will immediately take their textbooks in their hands, otherwise this is what can happen ....
The scene is for physical education lessons.
The physical education teacher enters the hall and, without looking in the direction of the students, says:
Calculate the first second!
The teacher looks in bewilderment and sees only one student.
Teacher:
Didn't understand? Why one, Ignatiev, where are the others?
Student:
Don't know. I just ran into the dining room during recess and immediately came here.
Teacher:
So, did you run into the dining room?! Then run back to the cafeteria and bring the whole class. Now we will understand. And if they don’t come, then tell me that I will be ill for a month, and instead of physical education, they will have physics during these hours!
The student runs away and a minute later the whole class appears with him.
Teacher:
Here they are beautiful. Tightened. Just athletes, just the pride of the school! Why didn't you come to the lesson, where is the uniform?
Teacher:
Is that why you have a bandage on your shoulder?
Ivanov:
Oh, she slipped, I guess.
Teacher:
Okay, angina. And what about you, Selezneva - a broken nail and a broken arm?
Selezneva:
No, I have this ... a dog.
Teacher:
Dog? And that she - forbids you to engage in physical education?
Teacher:
No, I just washed my uniform yesterday and hung it up to dry in front of the house. And then the dog came running and tore the whole uniform.
Teacher:
Oh, my young friend - Petrov! Do you have: a dog, a sore throat, or maybe an elephant wound up?
Petrov:
No, I have a diary.
Teacher:
What's a diary?! - won't open without a spell, and you couldn't look at today's lessons?
Petrov:
Almost. I mean, not really. It's just that there is a mistake in the diary and instead of Tuesday, it immediately goes Wednesday. I looked - there was no fizra, so I did not take the form. It's not my fault, it's the way the diary was printed.
Teacher:
Stepochkin! – what do you say?
Stepochkin:
And what can I say - I'm like everyone else ...
Teacher:
Will you lie?
Stepochkin:
Yes, that is, no! Why lie? I really have this... this... this...
Teacher:
Well, it's clear - you're stuck! In general, so, now we all sit down right on the floor, take a notebook on the Russian language and write an essay on the topic - the incredible stories of my life. After a break, we run to the Russian language class, hand over notebooks and run home for uniforms.
And you, Ignatiev, are running right now, as it should be for a five-kilometer cross!
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The script "Last call" is designed for students of grade 9 of the 1st parallel, consists of four consecutive scenes: "First teacher", "My class", "My teachers", "To you parents", the development contains lyrics - alterations, poems, humorous prose, skits, designed for students, most of whom will remain in grade 10.
Good afternoon dear friends, -
Guests, parents, teachers!
We are very glad to see you
At this moment and at this hour.
This May morning, this warm spring
Everything is as before, as if everything is going on in succession.
Only everything at the parade, with smiles, flowers,
Hall in a beautiful outfit and tears in the eyes
We know that today you do not need a lesson.
We gathered for a holiday
For the last call.
We are glad to see you in this hall, at the most beautiful and at the same time the most exciting holiday - the Last Bell.
Nine school years flew by. These guys have grown up and now they understand well that there is good and evil, good and bad, beautiful and noble in the world. At school, they learned justice and honesty. And already, it's time to take stock of 9 years of study.
Under the general murmur of jubilation
Meet joyfully, without words
Worthy of general attention
Our real graduates!
(Entrance of graduates -Lera "Last call".)
(Against the background of the melody "Navai Russia".)
Daniel: We study in great school in the world, and all other schools envy us.
Olya: Only we have something that hurts before physical education, and after that everything goes away abruptly.
Sergey: Only we know that whoever goes to school in the morning enters ... universities!
Kirill: Only we traditionally improve Russian martial arts - the fight against laziness.
Daniel: Only we know that education good man makes a good student, and from an excellent one an excellent student.
Olya: Only we are fluent in Russian, English ... and in other lessons too.
Sergey: We, without hesitation, perceive everything bad, and reflect on whether we can do something good, good.
Kirill: At the lessons we fall into a long hibernation, or indulge in deep reflections on the topic "Where to get money?"
Daniel: Our favorite subject is change, when life is in full swing, though sometimes even in the head.
Olya: Great scientists and inventors are likely to come out of us, since it has long been known that laziness is the main engine of scientific and technological progress.
Sergey: We laugh at ourselves, and that's probably a good thing.
Kirill: But God forbid we forget how to laugh. So let's laugh and laugh together.
We are not sent to study in London,
We do not dress in fashion boutiques,
We study at our beloved Borovskaya school,
And we are reluctant to leave.We do not rest in the southern resorts,
Sunbathing in the school yard in shorts.
We don't eat in expensive restaurants
We eat in the school canteen, oddly enough.Some people find this life boring.
But real feelings are in full swing here.
Doors will open, we will turn all the mountains ...
Open spaces are open to all graduates.Time flies so imperceptibly
Years go by.
Graduates so quickly
9th grade, goodbye forever!Chorus:
Check it out, we're real graduates.
For the development of the minds of our nation!Nine years have passed faster than a fairy tale
New roads ahead
Good parting word
There is no extra on the way.
- Word director Borovskaya school - Nepomnyashchaya T.E.
(Reading postcards and flowers to the director.)
There are guests in our hall -
Praise and honor to all guests!
Let's give them a word now
And we want to introduce you.
- Word for congratulations chapter Zyabinsky rural settlement- Fatfulina Elena Anatolyevna.
And it all started with the first call,
When with bouquets and a satchel behind
You met your first teacher.
Then you were called a class for the first time,
When fate brought you together...
Vedas: Let's remember how it was - 9 years ago. So, 2008...
scene
The janitor-old woman enters the stage, begins to sweep the floor, sings:
Ouch! Flying ducks and two geese
Whom love-at that I'm afraid!
MOM 1 appears, leads her son by the hand
Mom 1. Tell me, please, are they enrolling in school here?
janitor. Tuta, tuta!
Mom 1. Who is the oldest here? I need to enroll the boy in school.
janitor. I am the oldest. Only Pushkin is older than me. Have you prepared your child for school?
Mom 1. Of course we are prepared! The boy knows three languages, higher mathematics, the theory of relativity...
Janitor. Well, can you walk, lie, snap with teachers and spit at the ceiling with chewing gum?
Mom 1. Ouch! No, we haven't gone through that yet! But he is capable!
Janitor. So, boom to learn!
Dad runs in, dragging his son by the hand, hung with weapons.
Dad. Hurry! Get this juvenile delinquent in first grade! The kid is perfect for learning! In the brains - a complete vacuum, absolute emptiness, one might even say - a real virgin. So sow - reasonable, kind, eternal ...
The son points a machine gun at the janitor. She raises her hands.
janitor frightened: Boo-boom-boom sow. Ouch! Fly ducks and two geese!
(Runs off the stage.)
On the first day of autumn, how you once went to school,
They brought a flock of funny kids.
They have been studying here for a whole year,
And you say parting words came.
First-graders are marching (Masha and the Bear About Jam minus).
- And the sun is laughing
Hurrying from afar
And we hurry to the holiday
ALL: Last call! - From your youngest shift,
From everyone who is a little old,
Ninth graders of their favorite school
ALL: Our fiery big hello! - We've only been in this school for a year.
They ran through the corridors
But kids are attentive people,
We have made many observations. - They were a meter tall with a hat,
When you came to the first class.
Now you are taller than dad
And your voice is called bass. - What good adults!
In our only school you can meet you!
All boys are handsome
And Olya is a Madonna.
And among them there are no talkers, windbags.
smart, talented,
sporty, naughty,
Original…
ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big! - Let the excitement in the chest -
After all, the exam is ahead
Don't worry, you'll solve everything
compose an essay
With your miraculous intellect
You will amaze everyone! - Within the walls of the school you had time
A lot to know
We would like to answer you
All exams on "5".
Sergey:
Dear our first class
We thank you for everything
We will give you gifts now
And we will give this order:
To get up on time
Ran to school on time
So that you do not go astray,
And nowhere got lost
And one more tip:
Take care of our school
And love your teachers!
(Presenting gifts to first graders.)
Kirill: How quickly 9 years flew by. It seems like we just started 1st grade. And we were met in a bright classroom by the first teacher - the kindest and most beautiful. Dear Elena Vasilievna, thank you for the love, patience and knowledge that you have passed on to us.
(Reading a postcard by E.V., presenting flowers.)
- Word for congratulations first teacher– Romanova E.V.
(Music.)
Daniel: Do you remember when you were in 5th grade?
Olya: On the very first day of our arrival at the school, we immediately found out exactly where three strategic points were located in the school: a toilet, a dining room and a teacher's room.
Kirill: We found out that the teachers' room is the think tank of the school, the parking lot of teachers during breaks.
Sergey: The toilet is a place of safe psychological unloading in the classroom.
Daniel: Lesson - a period of time between breaks that interferes with playing on the phone.
Olya: And the dining room is a place where you can be at the lesson, going to the toilet for a minute.
Kirill: Recess - time to do homework.
Sergey: A teacher is a person - a star that always shines, but does not always warm, but it happens that it shines and warms.
Daniel: Exams are black holes into which no matter how much knowledge you put in, it is still not enough.
Olya: And we are individuals from whom it is impossible to achieve intelligible articulate sounds in the lesson.
Sergey: Add to them ... A bunch of virtues!
Daniel: Share ... Joys and failures with classmates!
Olya: And every day to multiply, multiply and multiply our knowledge!
Kirill: And our Lyudmila Ivanovna was always with us!
Sergey:
Everyone will say - the most important teacher
In the life of every student
This is the class teacher
They all know this for sure.
Daniel:
You are the main teacher for everyone,
Hard work is assigned to you.
After all, not just a class leader
Be responsible for the whole class!
(Song "Without you" by S. Mikhailov)
Forgive us folks
For all bad deeds -
They just didn't grow up.You didn't have peace
Every day cost you nerves,
Try to understand us (2 times).Tried not to upset you
It didn't always work out that way
We just believed you in everything.And without you, and without you
It will be very difficult for us in life without you,
Only for a visit we will now come to our class,
But we will remember your concern many times ... (2 times)
(Reading a postcard and presenting flowers class teacher.)
- Word for congratulations class teacher– Lishik L.I.
What should a teacher be?
The teacher you are waiting for?
It's a tricky question, mind you.
You won't answer in five minutes.
He knows how to be human
Do not lie, do not prevaricate.
He will help to become a child
Not by anyone - by yourself!
Melody from the movie "Seventeen Moments of Spring",voice-over, teachers come out.
They do not sleep deeply and calmly, and at exactly 6:00 they will wake up, and at 8:00 they will run to school. These are habits developed over the years.
Their character is balanced, very persistent. Vigilant, merciless to troublemakers and sloths who do not perform homework.
People are fair, kind, were repeatedly seen surrounded by students.
Their favorite pastime is to worry. For your knowledge, your happy future.
Year after year they give students knowledge, care, life experience, and just a piece of your soul.
Teachers' speech
THOSE.: So much has happened over the years! Do you remember? With what only masterpieces we did not have to deal with in the classroom!
BUT.:“I won’t go to school anymore,” Kirill, a first-grader, said after the first day of school, “I can’t read or write, and you don’t allow me to talk.
L.N.:- And I ask Seryozha: “What does the phraseological phrase “Chickens do not peck” mean?”, And he answers me: “It means that they are full!”
L.I.:- And I ask Daniil a question at the lesson: “How much will it be if eight is divided in half?” - “If along, then two threes, and if across, then two zeros.”
T.V.: And I have another problem. Olya asks me: “I don’t understand why I need to learn English? I convince her: “But half the world speaks English!” And she objects to me: “So is this really not enough?”
L.N.: And I ask Olya: "What kind of word" egg "?" She told me: "It's impossible to know!" "Why?" - I'm interested. “Because it is not known who will hatch: a chicken or a rooster,” she tells me. Imagine!
L.V: And my answer to the question “What is in the middle of the flower?” Sergey replies: "The bee that bites"
G.A.: And I ask: “So, who in our class runs the fastest?” And Cyril replies: “Well, if a hundred meters, then me. And, if in the school cafeteria, then Seryozhka! How to work?
THOSE. I tell in the lesson the law of Archimedes “A body immersed in a liquid pushes out a volume equal to the volume of this body” And Daniel says “It does not push anything out! I checked yesterday! I plunged my body into the bath, sat, sat for 3 hours, got cold and got out.
L.V."At what temperature does water boil?" - I ask Cyril. He paused and said: “I don’t remember, but I know for sure that at 40 degrees ... water turns into a completely different liquid!
Song of teachers. ("It's time to go-road").
We came to meet, we meet, we meet,
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We would like to say to our graduates:
"You will live life on the" five ",
Learn more and strive to win"Chorus:
Ah, dear children!
We can't, we can't, we can't help but love you,
Be happy!
We wish you value your friendship!
It's not hard to pass the exam in the 11th!
We will follow closely!We all like you, like, like
And you are famous for your upbringing everywhere
And on this day and at this hour
Any of us will confirm
We will be glad to meet you in 10th grade.Chorus:
Ah, dear children!
We wish you happiness, love, success and good luck!
We are glad to congratulate you!
Graduates for us you are just a class!
And let it be easy for you to study in the 10th,
It's not hard to pass the exam in the 11th!
We will follow closely!
We wish you always good luck!All the guys are brave, brave, brave,
And with them Olechka is beautiful and glorious!
Now we will say to you: “Good luck!”
Oh, how we want to cry...
But you will not notice our tears at all!Chorus:
Beloved children!
Strive to do good deeds!
Ah, dear children!
And remember the school you always!
And let it be easy for you to study in the 10th,
It's not hard to pass the exam in the 11th!
We will follow closely!
We wish you always good luck!
Word for congratulations - deputy director for UVR Kazakova L.V.
You know I still believe
What if the Earth remains to live, -
The highest dignity of mankind
Someday there will be teachers.
Daniel:
The teachers were with us side by side,
Raised us all these nine years,
How they worried about the children of their relatives -
We will never forget this.
Sergey:
How much was for school years
Various lines, meetings,
We will remember them for a long time
We will protect with all our hearts.
Kirill:
Thank you for every school moment,
What we lived with you.
And every student bows to you -
Trust me, you deserve it all!
(Song "Lakes of Kindness")
We love you, your dear faces,
You wings gave us a ticket to life,
So that we can fly like birds,
To the wisdom of snow-capped peaks.Teachers for us, you are the light in the window,
Light of knowledge, light of mind and warmth.
And even if you get a little angry
And even if you get a little angry,
You have lakes of kindness in your eyes.Thank you for the simple truths
Thanks for your patience and hard work.
Thank you for defining us
A delightful route to the world of knowledge.
(Reading postcards and presenting flowers to teachers.)
Who loved children, caressed?
Who didn't get enough sleep at night?
Who worried about them
And, at times, strict?
Patient day by day
They were brought up with a belt,
Helped the teacher?
Who is it?...
scene
Dad. Come on, quickly confess, where did you hide it?
Mum. OH! What are you talking about? What are we hiding from you?
Dad. And a diary with deuces of this taiga elk, this Central Asian pokemon! (Gives a crack.)
Grandmother. Yes, no one hides him from you, there he lies under the sofa!
Dad. And why is this diary under the sofa, if its place is right here, under a frying pan with fried potatoes? Who put it there?
Son. It was I who put it under the leg so that the sofa would not sway.
Dad. So, I build a logical chain: if the diary suddenly appears under the sofa, it means that there is a parent meeting at school again. The question arises…
Mum. I won’t go to the parent meeting, I have nothing to wear!
Grandmother. Yeah, they say on TV every day that if a woman does not have diamonds, then consider her naked!
Son. I will grow up, go to work and buy you diamonds.
Dad. Buy! You already bought! Over there in the diary, three carat diamonds sparkle on the whole page: one, one, one.
Grandmother. Well, why are you scolding a child, this is not at all a unit!
Dad. And what do you think it is?
Grandmother. Well, it's like on TV on the first channel: this is the first, first, first! Look, the real kid is growing!
Daniel:
Dear our parents!
We want to thank you
For caring, for being with us
Everyone is ready to take their exams.
You went from class to class,
Gain knowledge and grow.
Everything we were taught in school
You helped us to master everything.
Sergey:
We all owe you support
Adult life comprehending the essence,
We will justify your hopes
Among the hundreds we will find the way.
Kirill:
Thank you dear parents.
Forgive us if you have been offended by something,
For sleepless nights, tears, excitement,
For youthful pride and impatience.
(Sing the song "The Last Fight")
You haven't rested for so long, you haven't rested for so long,
You were just not up to rest with me
You have been solving problems for us for so many years,
2 more years and then graduation!A little more, a little more,
And this day is the most important...
We would return nine years ago,
For us to be with you...Let it be sometimes hard for you with us,
Let us not always be obedient sometimes...
How long have we been writing sticks in notebooks,
And there is still a graduation examWe'll sing a little more
Well, then we'll cry a little ...
And with you we will begin adulthood,
Almost from scratch ... but how else?
Real graduates of the 21st century are welcomed by graduates of the 20th century. ( Word for congratulations parents alumni).
Vedas: Serious exams are ahead of the guys. Everything that you have learned over the years will have to be shown: knowledge, ingenuity, and the ability to find the right answer in time. I propose now to check our graduates. Teachers, moms, dads, be careful. It is possible that your help will be needed.
So, I will ask questions, and you answer them amicably, clearly and loudly, those whom I show with my hand, but only “yes” or “no”.
Waltz sounded,
The lights sparkled in the school.
And the guys in our hall
Waiting for a call today?
Graduates: NO
How nice to hear that!
You are as friendly as ever. (referring to teachers)
Well, did you forgive the kids
For sins? We will answer ...
ALL TEACHERS: Yes!
It was difficult for teachers
You are lazy - it's no secret.
They had to be strict
Did it work?
Graduates: NO!
Team school classroom,
Masters of everything!
Maybe we'll teach the kids
Shall we leave them for a year?
Teachers: YES!
Graduates: NO
There is no agreement in the hall
Mom and dad advice needed.
Are you for leaving
They are still for a year?
Parents: NO!
Okay, one more question...
Historic answer!
Are you ready for exams?
Well, let's be honest...
Graduates: NO!
You are real guys!
Raised anywhere!
Such obstacles are not terrible.
Are we proud of them?
Teachers: YES!
Vedas: Who are the graduates of 2017? Serious and funny, sociable and silent, obedient and not very. In a word, different. But it is precisely in this individuality that their charm and originality lie.
Song ("Wind in the head" Trofim).
Wise books
Thrown into the table
Change - under the arm
I got up and went.
Going to school today is clearly a thrill for us.
So let's fire up the drive!glorious day,
Birds are singing
I sit at the desk
Lesson repeat
Notebook with homework seems to be intact
So there won't be 2, huh?Wind in my head, and I'm in love
In all the girls of our yard
There are so many places in the world where I have never been before.
Wind in my head, and I'm in love
I can not sleep with an iPhone until the morning
And overhead the open sky.
Daniel:
Here is the last lesson
Ordinary and unusual.
Now the last bell will ring -
Habitual and unusual.
Kirill:
We have a lot of things on the way
There will be big and small
But only to everything that lies ahead,
School was the start.
Sergey:
And we will remember, of course, more than once,
On good days and in bad weather
Last call and 9th grade
And children's school happiness!
Vedas: Well, that's all, perhaps?
Olya: As everybody? What about the call?
Vedas: Or maybe, well, this call? The call means farewell, but somehow you don’t feel like saying goodbye at all.
Olya: But we won’t, the doors of the school are open for us! Let this last call in 9th grade be an invitation to 10th grade. And I know that many of us will accept this invitation with pleasure!
Dreams, hopes, expectations -
Everything is in the future, everything is ahead.
Well, now in a quiet building
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
The right to give the last bell is given to a 9th grade student Olga Alekseeva and a 1st grade student Yashchuk Matvey.
(The bell rings, they leave to applause.)
Only in the 10th,
Toli into a big life, who knows
Where will fate take them?
And we wish all of them together:
Break a leg!!!
And it can also be an independent scene, both at the last call and at the graduation ball.
Scene "Museum of School Sciences"
Speaker. Gentlemen, we welcome you to the opening of the Museum of School Sciences, which is based on the school No. _______________________________, one of the leading educational institutions of the 21st century. After years of prescription, we kindly ask you not to touch the exhibits with your hands!
The leitmotif of the song "Earth in the porthole" sounds.
Central exposition of the museum
1st tour guide. Dear visitors, let me show you the symbol of school authority, so to speak, key figure, namely KEY. All the threads are concentrated in it government controlled, after all...
The school is the state in the state,
Moreover, a republic, not a monarchy!
And she needs the right medicine
From lawlessness and anarchy.
In order not to stray from the right path,
To set the motion vector,
There is fair and strict,
Wise director.
We dedicate this romance to the director of the school.
Melody of the song "White acacia".
There are no Edisons and Newtons among us,
Don't be sad, but we can't forget
Formulas of important laws
At the hour when physics began to be taught.
Your subject will never be forgotten,
We will remember you for years to come.
We congratulate you, thank you!
May there be more success and joy
Your work as a teacher is invaluable!
Two Atlantean students are holding a model of the school on their shoulders.
1st tour guide. Listen! If there is an administration in the school, does it mean that someone needs it? So, it is simply necessary that they sit in the silence of their offices?
And the administration bursts into the school before anyone else, changing the schedule on the go, the administration, like a wall standing in the way of those who came without changeable shoes, like a cloud, driving everyone off the windowsills, like Antey, propping up the school regime - ADMINISTRATION!
Listen! After all, if there is an administration in the school, then someone needs it? So, it is simply necessary that we, only guessing about its existence, sit down at our desks at the appointed hour.
The song is "Atlantis".
Keep the machine of the school
Not honey from the side
All nerves are tense
The knees are brought together
And hard work
And so many worries
Of them, weaken someone -
And the school will fall.
When the heart is heavy
And it's cold in my chest
To the steps of our school
You come at dusk.
After all, in this school they teach
And knowledge is given
And every student knows
Enter the institute.
1st tour guide. Gentlemen, pay attention - this is the mummy of a student early XXI century. The mummy is wrapped in a popular material of the time called "crib".
The melody of the song "If you don't have an aunt" sounds.
If you don't have a cheat sheet,
You can't avoid a couple.
And I feel sorry for you, believe me,
If you have, if you have
Nothing to write off.
write off the answer.
So led by fate to be shot,
He is not happy to go to class.
Magazine, sprinkled with tears,
Takes and again five deuces in a row,
And again silence hung in the classroom,
And again hundreds of languid eyes,
And someone is crying loudly again
Seeing your grades.
No, he is not a tyrant, not a tormentor,
And just our school teacher!
Move on, gentlemen. Here, take a look at the snippet titled " Parent meeting”, made of wax figures - very fashionable in 2004. Having studied the tastes of that time, having done a lot of scientific work, we have prepared a surprise, ladies and gentlemen. So, the favorite genre of that time was a music video called “Hellish Torments”.
Thank you, turn off the soundtrack. Yes, you are right, it is simply impossible to look at parental torments without tears - they are so relevant to this day!
The world is not simple, not at all simple,
You can not hide in it from the storm and thunderstorms.
It is impossible to hide in it from winter blizzards,
And from separation, from bitter separation.
But apart from troubles, uninvited troubles,
There are stars and sunlight in the world,
There is a native home and the warmth of fire
And I have, I have you.
Everything in my life I have.
All that is the joy of every day
Everything about worries and dreams
It's all, it's all you!
Everything I have in life
All that is the joy of every day,
Everything I call my destiny
Connected, connected with our family.
With only one, only with one
Our family.
1st tour guide. And now, gentlemen, let's go to the next room.
A fragment of “Songs of the First Grader” sounds (music by E. Khank, lyrics.
I. Shaferan).
Hall of Exact Sciences
Physics
2nd tour guide. Pay attention: the great science of physics and the great physicist Isaac Newton. For many years he was a member of the English Parliament. During this time, he uttered only one phrase! Newton. Close the window, it's blowing!
Music from the repertoire of the Bravo group sounds.
Late hour, half past one,
I am studying physics.
Noise in the ears, snatches of sleep.
Gray clouds in my head
My brain is sick.
And in the mind - dispersion.
Rapid movement of molecules without end.
I hear my father snoring.
Sleep far away from me
Behind the veil of another day
But I know that I really need to decide
How to calm down the fluctuations, and calculate the period on time,
And, yawning widely, hug the pillow.
Mathematics
2nd tour guide. Our tour continues. And that's math! By the way, my dearest Pythagoras, why are you fiddling with your pants?
Pythagoras. Oh, I'm thinking about how to explain my new theorem to humanity in a simpler way.
The melody of M. Rzhevskaya's song "When I become a cat."
In a cell notebook,
I'm sad and disgusting
And in the eyes circles ripple to the point of pain.
With formulas - grief,
Only Pythagoras
I remember from the whole school course.
How can I be, I don't know
See, I'm suffering.
Would you suggest!
But I said
I ask you to,
Give me a lumograph
I guess I remember, la-la-la-la.
I know that they will become symmetrical
And a square and a cone, la-la-la-la ...
Chemistry
2nd tour guide. Pay attention - a test tube. A simple subject, but to what extent is it necessary to have a rational-psychological approach to the method of flow educational process in the field of chemistry, to determine which substances can and cannot be mixed in front of high school students! The task of the school science of chemistry is to understand to what extent chemistry is organic to the surrounding world.
The melody of the song "Nature has no bad weather."
Chemistry invades nature.
Chemistry and life cannot be separated.
Whole table from water pipe
Items can be obtained.
Do not step into the water, not knowing the ford.
Even knowing, do not rush to dive.
Oil not colored waters
Should be gratefully received.
Astronomy
2nd tour guide. We draw your attention to the following exhibit. The school science of astronomy is represented by an astrologer. Please tell us what awaits our graduates in the near future?
Astrologer. Oh, graduates of _______ of the year! The sun of my eyes! Today the stars promise you great joy and immeasurable happiness! But Jupiter enters the fifth house, and Mars and Venus lined up in one line, and this means that you will face difficulties that you, the children of the Earth, under the sign of school No. ______________________, will face, but you will definitely cope with!
Economy
2nd tour guide. New discovery in economics was committed at school no. The schoolchildren put into circulation a new currency, “schoolchildren”, which was successfully used in the Happiness Shop. The currency operates according to one of the laws of economics: "If you want to be happy, be happy." Try it too!
An eleventh-grader and four younger students take the stage.
Eleventh grader. Hurry, hurry, time is running out! (Points to one younger schoolboy.) You get 50 rubles for a math test.
1st junior school student. Why so many?
Eleventh grader. Because it's in your handwriting.
(He turns to the second junior schoolboy.) From you 40 rubles for the essay "How I spent the summer."
2nd junior student. And why is it so expensive?
Eleventh grader. Where did you rest?
2nd junior student. Grandma's in the village...
Eleventh grader. Aya wrote that in Egypt.
2nd junior student. But I've never been there...
Eleventh grader. Nothing, let everyone know and envy. (Turns to two others.) You pay 10 rubles each, the control is cheaper in bulk.
Younger students give money, leave.
The girl enters.
Eleventh grader (counts money). I hope that's enough. (Puts it in his pocket, takes out flowers, goes up to the girl.) I ... I have long wanted to tell you ...
Young woman. What to say?
Eleventh grader. I don't know how to tell you...
Young woman. Come on, speak up!
Eleventh grader. I... you... will you write me an essay on "War and Peace"?
Girl (throws flowers). It will cost 150 rubles, no less! (Turns around and leaves.)
The melody "Factory Girls" sounds.
Science is economical
At school, studying
Sometimes from this
Money is obtained.
A fragment of a melody from the song "Accountant" of the group "Combination" sounds.
Hall of not very exact sciences
Russian language and literature
3rd tour guide. Dear visitors! Let me show you the School Encyclopedic Dictionary. With it you can learn new words. Also, with the help of a dictionary, we will prove to you that any word has something to do with school. For example, it would seem, what does the word "theatre" have to do with school? But let's read its interpretation in our dictionary: "theater" has two meanings in the SES: 1) daily performance in the classroom, 2) the art of presenting one's knowledge to the teacher in their complete absence). Or else: "pipe" - the collapse of all hopes at the blackboard, blockage in the lesson. Use this dictionary when learning Russian! And here is the bust of the great poet - the sun of Russian poetry. Turn on the soundtrack.
I remember a wonderful moment:
As I enter the classroom for the first time,
I sit down at the desk with impatience
And here I see you for the first time...
And communion became a joy,
You opened the light of knowledge to us,
Saved from the darkness of imprisonment
As the poet said.
(Adds.) That is, me!
3rd tour guide. Homework - essay "University, or How to get married successfully."
The melody of the song "Point, dot, comma ...".
Dot, dot, comma,
The letter came out curved.
Everything was mixed up with excitement -
Got an essay.
Who will evaluate these lines?
Is it possible in these lines
All my doubts, feelings
Stuff it in?
How does it live in the world?
We are not responsible for this.
We wrote it -
Only and everything!
1st junior student.
What are you, what are you, it's important!
This is our brave feat,
So that at the wedding in the document
I was able to sign up.
It's hard, it's hard
But otherwise it is impossible.
That's the only way you can quickly
Take the bride for future use!
Together (whispers). Dot, dot, comma, dot, dot, comma...
Story
Melody from the film "Hussar Ballad".
Our beloved teacher is strictly
He said, "Learn! Learn! There is no other way!" —
And flashed facts, dates,
Campaigns, wars, disasters, like in the movies!
History is a wonderful thing
And we all studied it diligently,
But they mixed up all the dates
Not so long ago, not so long ago, not so long ago!
3rd tour guide. And here is an exhibit from the time of Ivan the Terrible.
Foreign language
Oprichnik is standing with a jar, and in it is a doll.
Oprichnik. Why, the interpreter-nemchura, he should translate, but he does not knit a bast. Well, we boiled it in boiling water.
3rd tour guide. Citizens! Learn foreign languages in school, so as not to be in a similar situation !!!
Choir (to the music of Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called To Say I Love You").
We came to say: I love you.
Surprise how much I can
Prove that with the English queen
We can speak in our own way.
Anatomy
3rd tour guide. Our tour continues, and we will make it through one of the most beautiful creations of nature - "homo sapiens".
A skeleton with a burning heart inside is presented. Melody "How many good girls."
How many organs are good:
Intestines, ears, and eyes,
And the liver, kidneys, spleen,
What did I forget to sing about, friends?
Heart, you don't want peace.
Heart, how good it is to live in the world.
Heart, how good that you are,
Thank you, heart, that you know how to love so much.
Geography
3rd tour guide. The object is round, but not used in the gym. Motley, spinning... With this item you can travel without dollars, camels and jeeps.
A fragment of the song "I dreamed of the seas and corals" from the movie "Once again about love" sounds.
We dreamed of seas and savannahs
And in dreams we conquered Everest,
We drew maps all the time
Longitude and latitude were calculated.
And now we know everything in the world,
It is not in vain that we have been taught for so many years,
We were interested in geography,
The whole wide world you have given us.
Hall of completely inexact sciences
Physical Education
4th tour guide. This exhibit is called skis: one does not exist without the other, but for some reason completely different information is recorded on each of them. Ski belonging to the hero of the sport. And this ski is a loser. Please turn on the soundtrack.
Melody "Dombai Waltz".
Skis are behind the desk,
They see my sad look.
Soon there will be a cross again,
Who would bring my skis.
My friends shouted after me:
"Why can't you go?!"
I can't get off the road
There is no other way for me.
basic military training
4th tour guide. And here is one of the varieties of masquerade masks, which makes it easier to breathe in a polluted environment. It is especially convenient to do shaping in it.
The melody of L. Agutin's song "Border".
The whole team is racing
Seep into the rings.
We are in a gas mask -
The body won't get through.
Boys in gas masks try to climb through the rings, after failed attempt start spinning them. The guides leave, the aliens remain.
Traditionally, the last bell at the school is organized by the eleventh-graders themselves - it is they who choose the form of the celebration, the storyline of the compere, prepare the main concert numbers and congratulations to the teachers.
The success of this holiday largely depends on how accurately the chosen plot fits into the specific school situation of specific graduates. Other people's brilliant jokes and the script will remain strangers if they do not overlap with the traditions and relationships that have developed at the school.
And one more secret: the chosen scenario should be liked, first of all, by graduates, and then the Last Bell will sound like magical music for everyone!
Most best option- take as a basis the idea you like or finished script and fill it with your content by changing, omitting or adding something. We offer a choice of several ideas for the last call scenario.
1. Original ideas for the Last Call script.
Life in our country is constantly changing, and we are changing with it. Many modern graduates, experienced in television and media shows, and want, as a plot for their last call holiday, something unusual or stylized as a specific program or movie.
It is no coincidence that awarding them various nominations, prizes, etc. has become a very popular form of congratulating teachers. So, by analogy with the annual Golden Gramophone award, the plot of congratulating teachers . It is also very dynamic, modern and unobtrusive, all the moments traditional for the last call are inscribed in such a plot as "A movie is being shot" - you can see it in the document:
Of course, the classic presentation with beautiful touching poems and dedication songs to each teacher is a wonderful and proven way to hold such events, but if the release is active, artistic and creative, they will feel cramped within this framework. As an alternative, you can take as a basis for KVN - an entertainer and concert numbers as a gift, as in "Journey to hot-air balloon' by adjusting it to your liking.
In the "Journey to the Island" scenario, the theme of adventure is revealed in a more traditional way. And graduates who are "obsessed" with IT technologies will most likely like the idea of holding the Last Call in computer style, as an example, we advise you to look at the script "Supersite School".
(to download - click the file)
It is better to decide which plot to choose by a majority of votes, because it may turn out that an idea related, for example, to any of the popular shows on television will win: "Minute of Glory", "Dom-2", "Star Factory" or a parody show. If it is interesting for graduates, why not, because in any story you can include traditional greetings for kids, and words of gratitude to teachers and parents, and touching words of farewell.
2. The idea of the script "The New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and
Doctor Watson."
A very winning idea is to hold the last call in the style of any popular movie, for example, "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson."
Let the main intrigue be that famous detectives are investigating what event they managed to be on. Such naive ignorance can be explained by the fact that our heroes are English and are not familiar with Russian school traditions.
Detectives appear only after the high school students, to the sound of fanfare, enter the hall and line up on the ruler. Visiting guests, as it were, break into the planned order of the holiday. It will look plausible if the school administration itself - the director, the head teachers - play along with Holmes and Watson, saying that they will deal with them later, but for now let the detectives stand on the sidelines.
It is best if the detectives stand at the opposite end of the hall from the director and head teacher: this way the event will have two “poles”. The administration will set the official tone, the guests from England will give their comments.
We advise you to make the person of the director himself the first “evidence”: Holmes says that he has data on this person. He reads them out: “A teacher by profession ..., she / he is the mother / father of school experiments. The character is balanced, persistent. Vigilant, merciless to violators of cleanliness and order, has a sharp ear and an authoritative voice. Sees all, hears all, knows all." So the assumption is born that this is the head of this institution.
As if confirming his conclusion, the director read out the order for the admission of children to the exams.
This is followed by a performance by the first-graders, which focuses on the idea of growing up quickly. The detectives conclude that the assembled youth once dreamed of the same thing. The parents' lyrical speech about the transience of time gives a hint that young people have reached a certain milestone in their lives.
The performance of the eleventh-graders with a comic oath of fidelity to the precepts of their “senior comrades” is a reason to assume that those gathered in the hall are leaving their native land. In general, any concert number or performance should encourage Holmes and Watson to think that they are graduates. And the traditional procession of first-graders with a bell makes them think that for these teenagers school bell sounds for the last time.
Well-recognized phrases from the film, well matched to the plot of the entertainer, will create an atmosphere of humor and light sadness, which, against the backdrop of the solemnity of the moment, will be a very good shade.
The script of the holiday Last Bell in the style of your favorite cartoon "In the footsteps of the Bremen town musicians" can be viewed .
When organizing this holiday, one should not forget that in addition to the solemn and official component, the last bell at school is also a symbol of farewell to childhood, and therefore it is quite possible to “invite” heroes of fairy tales or books beloved from childhood to the role of presenters. Here are some ideas on how this can be implemented:
3. The idea of the script "The Little Prince".
To have a holiday
with the storyline associated with the work of Exupery, you need to think carefully about the musical accompaniment. It would be great if the graduates at the beginning of the holiday were met not only by their parents and teachers, but also by characters from Exupery's fairy tale: the Rose, the Fox, the King and, of course, the Little Prince - such a reception will set a special mood from the very beginning.
Let such a last call open introduction Prince, who will continue to lead the event in the manner and style of his hero.
Taking a course on such a reverent literary image, we suggest that you make the performance of couples involved in ballroom dancing the first number of the program. After a beautiful waltz, it is appropriate to read a poem about strong friendship. Let it be a duet of the Prince and the Fox.
We advise you to preface the official speeches of the director and head teachers with warm words about their merits, for example, from the lips of another character in the fairy tale - Rose.
On the other hand, the stubborn King could well announce such numbers as the staged song of the first-graders "What they teach at school." It would be nice for graduates to receive a kind of greeting from ninth-graders, who are also faced with the problem of choosing their own path - this idea can be played out in a small scene or sung about it in ditties.
4. The idea of the script "The last call - farewell to childhood."
This option may also be a good idea - invite to 
last call
eleventh-graders of fairy-tale and cartoon characters from their childhood: Cheburashka, Thumbelina, ninja turtles, tin soldier, etc. And it is better to invite professional animators for these roles, who will take Active participation in the program and set the tone for the entire event.
It is these characters that are dear to any youthful heart, even at the entrance to the school, they will present graduates with badges in the form of bells, and then they will be taken to the assembly hall.
After the official greeting, you can arrange a small concert, something like in kindergarten. Why not? Invite high school students to remake in advance school theme different popular songs: one or two verses can be performed by each class.
Prepare humorous riddles about teachers, about first love or school life. For example, “In the white field, blue / Stretched lines. / And friends go under them, / Lead each other by the hand ”(alphabet and script).
An excellent entertainment moment can be a general round dance (or a round dance of those who wish, if there are more than 40 graduates). At the same time, we advise you to sing a funny song from the cartoon "Big Secret for a Small Company" ("It's no secret that friends don't grow in a garden"). Also arrange a physical minute or fun starts. To do this, you need to call those who wish from the hall.
It is quite appropriate to give each class a certificate with a comic inscription and wishes for excellent exams and a fun graduation. This will be a good end to the holiday.
If a fairy-tale plot is chosen, then it is better to spend it in a fairy-tale style, to see how this can be done, we offer in this scenario:
(to download - click on the file)
5. The idea of the script "Kidnapping the school bell".
In this case, start the holiday as it should be: a hymn, reading an order on admission to exams, good parting words from teachers. Suddenly, a noise passes through the “ranks” of the school administration: the director and the head teachers are talking, looking around. Let someone with a bewildered face run into the hall and loudly announce that everything is gone - the school bell has been stolen! Hence the whole drama: how to make a call last? We strongly advise at this moment to appear dressed up in costumes of all kinds of evil spirits and unceremoniously start the dance, simultaneously pestering the graduates.
Then the leader of the mummers must demand five (or as many) "excellent students" as hostages, whom he will subject to various tests: dance the macarena, fight evil spirits in a tug of war, sing a famous excerpt from the opera under karaoke (for example, "The Heart of Beauties" from "Rigoletto" by Verdi).
So that the rest of the people do not get bored, the main villain can make them compose verses: give the beginning of the lines that need to be continued into rhyme (In our class ... / "Deuce" is the best ...).
With each completed task, there are fewer and fewer “devils striped” in the hall, then their crying leader gives the school bell.
Parents can also offer their ideas or come up with a couple of surprises for graduates (for example, invite artists or animators - for the solemn part or order a buffet table, bowling, field trip - after it ends).
When organizing a holiday, try to make a quality mix of obligatory official ceremonies, established traditions and entertainment moments. The heroes of the occasion, along with the awareness of the importance of what is happening, should feel the atmosphere of the holiday, attention to themselves and, in turn, be sure to have time to say their words of gratitude to teachers and parents.