Abstract of the entertainment program "it is allowed to laugh" outline of the lesson on the topic. It is allowed to laugh - Pupils act out teachers Scenarios in the children's library it is allowed to laugh
"They laugh right - it's not a sin!"
The script of the holiday of humor and jokes
Everyone loves to make fun of someone, play a trick or play, but one day a year absolutely everyone does this, from a child to an adult, from a student to business man. But that's why this day falls on the first of April, no one can say for sure. There are several versions on this score, some attribute the origin of this holiday Ancient Rome, where in mid-February (and not at all in early April) the Feast of the Fools was celebrated.
Others transfer the origin of the holiday to ancient India, where on March 31 they celebrated the holiday of jokes. On the 1st of April, only the Irish joked in the ancient world, and even then in honor of the New Year.
When and by whom this holiday was brought to Russia is not exactly known, but in the works of many writers and poets of the late 17th century. There were lines about April Fools' jokes, for example, Pushkin wrote:
Eyebrows king frown
Said yesterday:
"The storm came down
Monument to Peter!
He got scared:
"I didn't know! Really?"
The king laughed:
"First, brother, April..."
According to opinion polls, more than 70% of people are going to play one of their friends. Moreover, according to the same polls, most of the tricks should be expected from students and, oddly enough, people doing business and having their own company, but you should not be afraid of grandmothers, although it can be the other way around, because everyone jokes on April 1st. So be on your guard, stock up on a sense of humor, a set of fresh jokes and funny rhymes, do not be offended by pranks, but answer with them.
In general, have fun, because a minute of laughter is as good for health as a kilogram of carrots (not spoiled by bugs).
"GAIT"
8 people
Each person has their own individual gait. One has a proud, confident gait, the other has a fussy, hasty gait, the third has an imposing, lazy one. Try to depict the walk of a person:
who just had lunch
Whose shoes are tight
Who unsuccessfully kicked a brick
Who had an acute attack of sciatica
Who ended up in the forest at night
Walking along the edge of a skyscraper
who fell under the hail
Who carries heavy suitcases
"MUSICAL"
It is suggested to listen to phonograms.
1) Dima Bilan "On the shore of the sky"
2) Disco Crash "Malinki"
3) Maxim "Do you know"
4) Ranetki "We are ranetki"
5) Lezginka
6) "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"
7) "We wish you happiness"
8) "Ice ceiling"
10) Apple
11) Operation "Y"
12) Popovich (Cartoon)
13) Mexican
14) Tango (melodic)
15) Polka
16) Cancan
17) You pidmanula me (Ukrainian)
18) "Be or not be" Pugacheva and Galkin
"SINGING"
7 people
I distribute picture cards. Participants need to remember the song, about the content of the picture.
Rowan
Grasshopper
Sunflower
birch
Potato
"APRIL JOKE"
1. How many giraffes fit in "Zaporozhets"? Three: although the car is a four-seater, one seat is reserved for the driver.
2. And how many hippos fit in "Zaporozhets"? Not a single one, because all the places in Zaporozhets are already occupied by giraffes.
3. How many operations do you need to perform to put a giraffe in an ordinary refrigerator? You need to do three operations: open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in there, close the door.
4. How many operations does it take to put a hippopotamus in the refrigerator? This time, four operations are needed: open the door, pull out the giraffe, push in the hippopotamus and close the door.
5. What is it: small, green, lives in the ground at a depth of five meters and eats stones? This is a small green stone-eater.
6. Black on one leg, what is it? One -legged black.
7. What about black on two legs? Two one -legged blacks.
8. What about black on three legs? Piano.
9. Three tourists were walking through the forest, and they had three pies in their backpack for three. On the first day they ate one pie. On the second day, the tourists ate the second pie. On the third day look
— in the backpack is empty! Where did the third pie go? They lost him.
10. Imagine that a mine was dug through the center of the earth and a stone was thrown into it. Will the stone reach the opposite end of the shaft?
No, because at a depth of five meters it will be eaten by a small green stone-eater.
11. Who will run around the Kremlin faster
- giraffe or hippo? Giraffe, because the hippo sits in the refrigerator and cannot take part in this competition.
12. Two acquaintances rode the Orient Express. One had a German Shepherd and the other
- domestic suitcase. Once they quarreled, and in the heat of a quarrel, the first threw a suitcase out the window, and the second, in revenge, threw the dog out the window. After that, both pressed the "stop tap". The train stopped, they ran out
- and they see: a shepherd dog rushes towards them, and in her teeth ... What? In the teeth of the shepherd holds a pie, which was lost by three tourists in the forest.
13. What is this little yellow one running around the field? The Chinese are looking for a mine.
14. And what is a small yellow thing flying across the sky? The Chinese found a mine.
15. Why do elephants have red eyes? To hide in tomatoes. Have you seen the elephant in the tomatoes
- that's how well it hides.
"QUESTION ANSWER"
Questions :
1. Tell your heart is free?
2. Do you often spend the night away from home?
3. Do you recognize love at first sight?
4. Do you often lie?
5. Do you want something?
6. Do you like gifts?
7. Do you have a sense of humor?
8. How often do you climb raspberries to your neighbor?
9. Do you like to eat meat?
10. Are you always as polite as today?
11. Tell me, do you love me?
12. Do you like to intrigue your friends?
13. Do you like to cook?
14. Do petty scams torment your conscience?
15. Are you often late for school in the morning?
16. Do you like to visit?
17. Do you like delicious food?
18. Do you give in to instant temptations?
19. Do you hide your left-hand earnings from your family?
20. How often do you find out the attitude with your fists?
Answers :
1. Only awake and in slippers
2. This is my hobby
3. Only when in a bad mood
4. I can't imagine life without it
5. I am much more interested in other problems
6. Don't poke your nose into someone else's question
7. Only in moments of weakness
8. My financial situation does not allow me to do this.
9. I love, but at someone else's expense
10. When there are guests in the house
11. This is a secret, I don't want others to know about it
12. Please do not put me in an awkward position
13. On Saturdays, this is my need.
14. Isn't it noticeable?
15. Only if no one sees
16. Only at night
17. Only in a stalemate
18. Far from home you can try
19. Sometimes you can take risks
20. I just can't stand it
Cards are dealt in turn to each player as they respond.
"JOKE COMPETITION"
(it is necessary to approach a certain participant and start a friendly conversation with him)
1. Your ideal student. Organize a mass dance.
2. What kind of school do you imagine in the fourth millennium? Take a tour of the school.
3. What can not be done after 16 years? Organize a review of the song and formation.
4. A character trait that attracts you. Act out the children's song "Antoshka"
5. The most successful time for getting married. Carry out a set of morning exercises.
6. What kind of dinner do you want - cold or hot? Create a dictionary of popular youth expressions.
7. Lesson in which you lost the least time. Give advice to the school principal.
8. What is the greatest happiness of a teacher? Create a noise orchestra.
9. Is a white lie justified? Create a humorous portrait of your favorite student.
10. Your formula for life. Create a Swan Lake dance.
11. How do you feel? In this case, you have a concert number.
"EXAMINATION TICKETS"
I will now pronounce 15 words in a row that are not related to each other either in form or in content. Players, after listening, must write down all the words that they remember. The one who repeats wins large quantity words:
Road, rosin, light bulb, holidays, vermicelli, chairs, intermission, discussion, cabbage, creativity, invitation, household, option, square, dignity.
I wish you happiness and good
So that life, like day, is bright,
So that only joy without worries
I crossed your threshold!
The time has come for fervent songs to pour,
Smiles of joy without restraint sparkle.
I invite everyone to have fun
I invite everyone to dance!
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"Laughing is allowed"
Location:
Time spending:
Leading out.
1 host:
We will open the holiday today
After all, we have been waiting for a long time, we will not hide,
Our national day of laughter.
For a holiday, for general fun
We invited Laughter to visit,
Fun, fun and entertainment,
Joke and Humor for fun!
2 host:
Without laughter, there is simply no life for us. We need it everywhere and always.
And in order to raise the mood, we will marry Verka Serduchka.
Scene "Verka Serduchka is getting married"
1 host:
When people see funny things, they express their feelings with the help of the words: “Hee-hee-hee”, “Ha-ha-ha”, “Ho-ho-ho”, “Hee-hee-hee”. Even today, let our laughter “all take off” with a cheerful joke, subtle humor, topical satire. To laugh, really, is not a sin at what seems funny!
2. presenter:
Everyone knows the Dragonfly and the Ant fable, but the world is changing and the moral of this fable has also changed. We invite you to listen to it.
The fable "Dragonfly and Ant" sounds
1 host:
You know, my girlfriends say that I got better. Maybe it's time to go on a diet.
2 host:
In order to lose weight in some places, you need to NOT EAT in some places! In general, I advise you DIET number 5.
The song "My Diet No. 5" sounds
1 host:
Spinning in the rhythm of the dance
The dress is fluttering
2 host:
All of us will be friends
And "Laughing is allowed."
1 host:
Hi, how are you?
2 host:
- You got me already with your stupid questions!
1 host:
- What?
2 host:
- \"Hi, how are you?\"
1 host:
- Fine!...
Monologue "who's in mom's stomach"
2 host:
It's good that winter is over.
1 host:
Why? And I love winter...
2 host:
I also loved until the gas was cut off just in JANUARY.
The song is "Battery"
1 host:
Are you looking after your health? Have you been to the doctor for a long time?
2 host:
I don't go to them at all.
1 host:
Why?
2 host:
I'm afraid I'll get sick after taking it.
1 host:
Yes… . We need to take drastic measures. Look.
Scene "Radical measures"
2 host:
I doubt that such a technique can help. I have a live example.
The song "I'm lying like this all ..."
1 host:
Are you good with cars? I want to buy a car, I don’t know which is better domestic or foreign.
2 host:
With gasoline like ours, a bike is better. Cheaper and healthier too.
Monologue "Mercedes and Zhiguli"
2 host:
Lyusenka, yesterday we rode in a taxi together after the presentation, didn't I pester you?
1 host:
– What are you, Sergey Palych, how can you!
2 host:
– Anecdotes vulgar did not tell?
1 host:
– Nothing like this! We only talked about literature.
2 host:
– And at the same time missed you for different places?
1 host:
– Who do you take me for?
– Sergei Palych, you don't remember anything, you must have been drunk.
2 host:
– Was he drunk and didn't bother?
“I never noticed this before! So he got old...
The song "Salary"
1 host:
Wow, do you like to dance?
2 host:
Well…….
1 host:
Let's go dance.
The song "Slow" sounds
1 host: Tells a joke
The woman had three married daughters. The woman loved her sons-in-law very much. But still she wanted to know who of them is the most devoted son-in-law? Once she saw the elder. She cried out: - Save! - And she fell into the river. The elder son-in-law did not think for a long time, He dived bravely and got his mother-in-law. He could not fall asleep from excitement for a long time. And in the morning he looks: behind the gates of the Volga. And when he saw the inscription, he fell off the bed: "A gift from my mother-in-law to my beloved son-in-law!" The son-in-law, having learned about this event, rushed to the river literally at dawn. And the same thing happened to him there, Seeing him, his mother-in-law fell into the river. Son-in-law average on the "Volga" in great hope, For the mother-in-law dived in boots and clothes. And the middle one does not sleep all night because of excitement. The next morning he looks - "Zaporozhets" is standing. Of course, the car is a little simpler, But the inscription is still the same: “From a loving mother-in-law. Then the youngest was going just to go fishing, And the mother-in-law, as usual, is a mermaid in the river. "Well, Tony! I don't need a motorcycle. The mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law for the last time, And the son-in-law, at least henna! And she drowned ... The younger son-in-law trudged home through the forest, Suddenly he sees: - there is a Mercedes at the house. By God it is worth Fail on the spot! And the inscription: "To my beloved son-in-law - from my father-in-law!"
Monologue "Well, hare, wait a minute"
1 host:
The country is buzzing for sure:
Today is fool's day!
Today is a holiday of laughter -
Echoes of old times!
2 host:
Just imagine: for a long time
Everyone was talking nonsense that day,
And, minions of the era,
Buffoons were joking!
1 and 2 leading together.
Congratulations to all who are young at heart,
Who dispersed their boredom!
And from the heart, with love,
Joke to your health!
1 host:
On this wonderful note, we end our concert.
2 host:
Thank you all for the wonderful laughter that gave us today.
When preparing pranks for friends on this day, do not forget that you yourself can become a victim of a prank. In any case, the holiday of April 1 is a good test of a sense of humor and, to some extent, stress resistance.
Guests invited to the holiday can come either too early or too late, on this day you need to be prepared for any turn of events. When the guests gather, announce a competition for the best drawing (the competition is held throughout the holiday, and only at the end of the fun they sum up and determine the winner, who is awarded the prize, which is always funny). After that, guests are invited to the table. The food must be extraordinary. You can put inedible dishes or objects disguised as food on the table mixed with normal food. However, the main dishes of the holiday should still be appetizing and tasty.
At the table, it makes sense to hold a competition for the shortest or funniest joke. The winner is determined immediately.
After the feast, guests are offered an April Fool's entertainment program. The most important thing here is to alternate simple games and draws so that it is impossible to understand when the draw begins, this is the highlight of the whole holiday. In between entertainment, you can hold a contest of funny riddles. Here are examples of some of them.
1. Stands on a chest of drawers, black outside, red inside. What's this? Answer: galoshes. Why on a chest of drawers? My galosh, where I want, I put it there.
2. Red heels stick out of the garden. What's this? Answer: red-heeled bed sticker.
3. Crawls on the ceiling, flies around the light bulb, buzzes, starts on "v". Who is it? Answer: fly. Why does it start with "v"? Because it's showing off.
4. Lies on the floor, folded her paws, does not buzz, starts on “d”. Who is it? Answer: fly. Why does it start with "d"? Because dovypendrivalas (or dead).
5. Why is the elephant's eyes red? Answer: to hide in tomatoes. You saw an elephant in tomatoes - that's how cool he hid.
6. How much is ten times one hundred grams? Answer: kilogram (usually people answer: liter).
Game "Degree of sobriety"
To get your guests excited and lead them to more serious pranks, offer them a simple but very fun game. The host calls various words, and the guests in chorus call the diminutive form of this word. For example:
mother - mother
slipper - slipper
bag - handbag
lamp - light bulb
goat - goat
rose - rose
water - vodka
In fact, the diminutive form of the word "water", of course, is "vodichka". As soon as the players say “vodka”, the host stops the game and diagnoses the participants with “Increased bottlerism”.
Raffle "GAI"
In this draw, the host is a traffic police inspector, one of the participants is an “offender”. Before the draw, "car races" are held. To do this, the host calls two or three daredevils and invites them to overcome the distance on "ultra-modern fireballs." The participants of the race are given plastic basins. At the command of the leader, the racers sit in the basins and try to get to the finish line as quickly as possible. The distance is about four meters.
At the finish line there is a “traffic police inspector” who stops the fastest racer and asks for a driver’s license and registration certificate (the participant replies that he does not have any documents with him). Then the inspector offers to breathe into the tube (the role of the tube is assigned to the balloon, the inspector makes the "offender" breathe until the balloon bursts). After that, the participant is invited to go the distance, since the tube is still damaged. To do this, the player is blindfolded, and four or five empty bottles are lined up on the floor in front of him, between which the “victim” has to go. After the "victim" is blindfolded, the bottles are removed. To the laughter and advice of the audience, the “offender” winds around the floor.
At the end of the draw, the “traffic inspector” hands the “offender” a “liquid for reinforcement”. It can be a bottle of wine or vodka. In any case, the prize must be serious enough to console the “victim”.
Prank game "MPS"
All party members sit in a circle. The host reports: “Each of you has an MPS, each has his own, and your task is to find it.” Participants ask the facilitator questions about their MPS. The question should be asked in such a way that it can be answered "yes" or "no". The game is played until one of the participants guesses that the MPS is just "My Right Neighbor".
The host must always remember that he must give answers specifically for the right neighbor of the player.
Draw "Reflection"
For the draw, a “victim” is selected, who is given a simple task: you need to connect ten dots on a sheet of paper, viewing the sheet only through the reflection in the mirror. The “victim” is given props: a mirror, a marker and paper. While the victim is connecting the dots, one of the participants quietly writes down the words spoken by the painter. And after the test, this “speech” is read under the title “What (name of the victim) said on their wedding night.”
The evening continues with dancing. In the midst of the fun, a “gypsy” appears and offers guests for money or just to tell fortunes by hand.
Here are some examples of predictions.
1. Waiting for you, young, different diseases, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty.
2. Wai, dear, I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls.
3. Oh, honey, a hard blow is waiting for you! In the morning, when you get up on the scales.
4. Oh, I see, they will put their eyes on you, and also the heart, lungs, liver. And on top is something long, thin... Ah, a herring!
5. You will sleep, dear, softly, you will sleep sweetly ... Until the cake is pulled out from under you.
It is good if the predictions relate to the occupation of the person who is guessing. Then it will be even funnier.
At the end of the holiday, the results of the drawings are summed up and funny prizes are awarded to all participants. The victims of the pranks are given consolation gifts. Examples of funny prizes:
1) a small souvenir packed in a large number of boxes, like nesting dolls;
2) a head of cabbage, from which a stalk is cut, and a piece of paper is inserted into the resulting void with the inscription: “So big, but you believe in fairy tales!”;
3) a shoe box with a small slot on the side, a small end of the rope sticks out in the slot, next to the slot there is an inscription: “Pull the rope” (inside the box there is a coil of rope at least five meters long);
4) beads made from sweets;
5) a mirror with the inscription "this is you";
6) badges with funny inscriptions;
7) "constructor" - a box of matches and a glue stick;
8) "realtor's allowance" - children's fairy tale "Teremok";
9) "beginner musician" - whistle or rattle;
10) "a set of a real man" - a bottle of beer and a newspaper with a telegram.
Mandatory condition: all participants in the party must unpack their gifts.
And the last. Laughter prolongs life, this is a well-known truth, so laugh often, with or without reason. Just remember, not everyone will be able to appreciate the joke if he was the victim of a prank. In any case, your task is to cheer up your friends, and in no case make fun of them. We wish you that the jokes are always kind and your friends can appreciate them. And if you know that a person can be offended, then do not trust him with the role of a victim.
We wish you a happy holiday!
The proposed scenario is dedicated to the holiday of laughter, which, according to the established tradition, is celebrated on April 1, on the day of practical jokes, jokes, smiles ... Therefore, the evening of rest, which will be scheduled for such a day, should be dynamic, sparkling and cheerful. Then he will be remembered as a holiday called `Smile to everyone`.
In preparation for it, you should instruct each class, group that will take part in the holiday to draw several humorous posters, slogans, and banners. In the future, they will be used in the design of the hall, where the evening of laughter will be held. This can also be organized in the form of a competition between classes, groups, individual students. And in general, humor in any form on such a day will be appropriate.
About the form in which the holiday will take place, it will become clear from opening remarks presenters who act as director and screenwriter of the comedy film being shot ... However, the floor is up to them.
LEADING. Good evening, dear friends!
LEADING. Hello comrades in arms.
LEADING. Lena, what weapon? What are you talking about? Tell me immediately that you misspoke.
LEADING. Hello, comrades-in-arms in the world's sharpest weapon - laughter!
LEADING. A-ah! I would have said so right away, otherwise it would have been a commotion.
LEADING. It is possible that, since those present did not understand what kind of weapon I was talking about, it is not clear to them why I call them associates?
LEADING. And so that this does not happen, I will explain. And here's the thing. Lena and I represent a directorial and production team that is shooting a new color multi-part action-packed widescreen humorous, in general, cool film with an unusual, and, most importantly, extremely rare title: `Laughter for no reason...`.
HOST (interrupts). Igor, have you forgotten that the name has not yet been approved, and we cannot announce it ahead of time.
LEADING. No, I didn’t forget, I remember it very well and therefore I didn’t say the last words.
LEADING. But now they are easy to guess.
LEADING. Well, that's how to say...
LEADING. And there is nothing to say. The guys will guess how to drink. Arguing?
LEADING. We argue. And for what?
LEADING. And here's what. If they guess right, then at the end of the evening you stand on a chair in the middle of the stage and crow.
LEADING. What if they don't guess?
LEADING. Then at the end of the evening the whole hall crows.
LEADING (thinking a little). Hands down, I agree!
(Leaders hit hands, make a bet)
LEADING. However, we digress a little. We settled on the fact that we are shooting a comedy film. And everything would be fine, if not for some problems.
LEADING. We need actors to play the main roles. And we decided to choose them from you.
LEADING. And being sure that there are at least a dime a dozen talents in our hall, which means that our business is doomed to success, we called you companions in laughter, because our picture, let's say in secret, laughs.
LEADING. What are you laughing at...
HOST (interrupts). He wanted to say that it was very funny. But now is not about that. I think you guys understand that acting in films is a very difficult thing. And, of course, very prestigious. Several applicants are sometimes considered for the same role before settling on one. Then the director works with him. Therefore, we will select the actors for our film on a competitive basis.
LEADING. I assume you are wondering what the selection criteria are. We will talk about them in detail later, when explaining the conditions of a particular competition. But one thing we can say firmly and right now: the main criterion will be the presence of a sense of humor and the ability to dispose of it for the benefit of all those present in the hall.
LEADING. However, let's not waste time - you want to laugh so much, as if someone is tickling in your mouth. Our first contest is called...
LEADING. Stop! .. There is no need to name him - now and so everything will become clear. Please turn on the recording!
(A tape recording of laughter is turned on. It should be done in advance by asking several guys and girls to provide a `funny` service. Laughter should be loud and juicy, contagious. This will allow everyone who comes to the evening to smile from the very beginning.)
LEADING. Everything is correct. The competition is called - `LAUGHTER`. We will announce its conditions right now, but we will summarize the results later, since laughter is a serious matter.
LEADING. As it became known to a narrow circle of excellent students of the school (college, technical school), there are four letters in the word `LAUGHTER` - C, M, E, X. The competition assumes that its participants are enough creative people. At least enough to compose a poem of four lines - each of which begins with letters C-M-E-X. And at the same time, we hope that those who take up the pen are aware that today is April 1st, April Fool's Day, so a quatrain of a laughing nature would be most appropriate. To what extent the contestants succeed will be decided by all those present. As you can see, the conditions of the competition are simple and democratic in the spirit of the times. It remains to add that we invite everyone to participate, and that we will appreciate the fruits of creative daring after some time.
LEADING. And we continue our holiday. Interesting discoveries lie ahead. finds. We want the most silent and despondent today to smile at least a little bit, because laughing, really, is not a sin, but necessary. For laughter strengthens health, instills confidence in the future and in one's own strengths.
LEADING. So, let's start the second contest!
LEADING. And what shall we call it?
LEADING. It's a secret for now. We will announce the name when three of its members will take the stage. No, four is better. Two girls and two guys. I ask those who wish to be bolder. Do not be shy, nothing terrible will happen - we will not force you to fly into space. Everything will happen on earth.
(Participants of the competition rise onto the stage. The presenters seat them on chairs. Paper and a pen are on the table in front of them).
LEADING. Do you like everything in our school? So, I read your thoughts - not all. Of course, nothing is perfect. Yesterday I passed by a group of guys and heard how one of them was indignant at the order at the school. Either the disco goes wrong, or the teachers are strict with the students. And he uttered the following phrase: `Now, if I were a director, then...`.
LEADING. Here we are now trying to make this wish come true. Guys, imagine that you came to school, and you were offered to replace the director. You sit in the director's chair and ... What would you change, improve, perfect, what orders would you issue on the first day?
LEADING. So, we announce the contest `If I were a director...`. In exactly five minutes, you must prove yourself in this position. Do you understand the task? Excellent. Start compiling abstracts and orders. I wish you success!
LEADING. And now let's chat a little. I will start the sentences and you will finish them. Only, of course, with humor. And after your versions, I will give mine. Deal? Begin!
No matter how much you feed a wolf... he still eats!
Learning is light ... and ignorance - a little light and back to work ...
Work is not a wolf... but the product of force and distance.
Don't spit in the well... there's no one there...
Business time ... fun - money.
Do not dig a hole for another... so that he does not use it as a trench.
One head is good ... and two boots are a pair.
Without a pond... you can't even get a fish out of it.
Each creature - a pair ... Said the teacher at the exam.
The spool is small ... and there is nowhere to take it.
Wash your hands... instead of eating.
Hunger is not an aunt ... she will not run away into the forest.
Whatever the child is not amused ... if only he did not do his own.
Fight and seek... find and hide!
The quieter you go, the further you'll get. From where you are going.
Away is good ... but at home it's bad.
Debt by payment... terrible.
Chasing two hares... you won't catch the third one!
Learning is light... and the unlearned are darkness!
Learning is light... and you have to pay for light.
Don't have a hundred rubles... but have a hundred bucks!
Time heals... but the doctor is faster.
What you sow... you won't find!
For one beaten ... 15 days are given.
LEADING. So, the five minutes that we have released to prepare for the contest `If I were the director...` expired. Are you ready guys? Good. Who will be the first to sit in the director's chair? Gena Dorofeev, please.
(Children read out their essays on a given topic).
LEADING. Did everyone speak up? Thank you. How will we sum up the results of the competition? Let's do this: ask ten guys and by the majority of votes we will name the winner of the competition, whom we invite to the role of Commissioner Katani in our film.
(After summing up and congratulating the `commissioner`...)
LEADING. We continue to receive notes from the `LAUGHTER` poets competition. We will now read them to you (the proposed quatrains are conditional):
Laugh, right, it's not a sin -
We must sing and have fun...
If our day is so funny
I wish the faces were like that.
LEADING. And I have a note. Here is her text:
No Doubt: April Fool's Joke
We will entertain you as much as we can...
If suddenly a minor minute happens,
Let's cheer you up with a good song...
(Here you can suggest a number amateur performances- a playful song or something at the choice of the organizers of the evening).
LEADING. Thank you. There were a lot of smiles in the hall, which means that you liked the song. And we have new contest. It is called `Catch up on the contrary`. Participating in it is as easy as receiving a scolding. I invite three people to the stage - two guys and one girl.
(They go on stage and stand next to the presenters).
LEADING. Wonderful. It’s immediately obvious: experienced people, you won’t be scared by any scolding. Really guys? Or vice versa, I wanted to try what it is? But I must remind you that this will be a scolding in reverse. Like this? Yes, very easy! I ask you to bring the guilty students to the stage!
(The presenter hides behind the curtain and, after a few seconds, brings three teachers onto the stage - two men and a woman)
LEADING. And here are the culprits. Imagine they skipped a chemistry test. What kind of teacher would tolerate this? No. Am I right, fellow teachers? (Turns to students). Don't look at me with those surprised eyes. Yes, yes, you will be the teachers in this competition. And you are given the opportunity to educational work(conversation) with truants. You will do this one by one. First, the first teacher will reprimand three truants, then the second and, finally, the third. But the winner of the competition, that is, the one who succeeds in this most convincingly and intelligibly, will be helped by our guilty ones. So let's start. I hope you find the best words ... Who is the first?
(The presenter provides an opportunity to conduct an "educational conversation" in turn for each of the participants in the competition. At the discretion of the organizers, the time for this may be limited. After the end of the competition, the leader interrogates the "guilty" and determines the winner).
LEADING. Well, let's assume that there is an actor for one more role. I will tell you a secret. Vanya Petrov, who won this competition, will play the role of Karabas-Barabas in the film. According to the scenario, he is the director of the factory and reprimands his subordinates for the lack of `Pinocchio` sweets on sale.
LEADING. However, we need to continue selecting artists for other roles. And so - the next competition. How would you call it? Well, at least this way - `The most eloquent`. Why not a name? But I hope that you understand that on April 1 everything should be believed literally the other way around. Therefore, I ask all eloquent silent people to come up to the stage.
(Participants of the competition line up on the stage in a line).
LEADING. Wonderful. Please state your first and last name. It's just wonderful - you talked in earnest. So the competition can begin. He is very simple. You need to read by heart only one quatrain. Any of your own choice. The main thing is to be understood by those sitting in the hall. There is nothing easier, you say. How to say. I'm asking for a word absorber.
(The host takes out a bottle of water).
LEADING. Apparently, you have already guessed that reading poetry will not be so easy. By the way, since ancient times, among the people, this remedy was considered the first in the fight against excessive talkativeness. But this does not apply to those present. I ask you to start.
(Each of the contestants takes water in his mouth and reads a verse. The winner is the one whose performance will please the audience the most, as can be judged by the applause).
LEADING. I am very pleased with the course of our qualifying competition. Now Tryndychikha's vacancy is closed. True, you will have to tinker a little with the appearance of the actor, because in the film this is a middle-aged woman. Well, nothing, we'll think of something, we have what we need make-up artists. The main thing is that the applicant's language is all right. Joke, of course. I ask all speakers to take their places in the hall. Let's move on to the next competition. We will call it `Competition of well-aimed shooters`. I invite those who wish to the stage. Explain the terms of the competition.
(Explains the conditions. They are as follows: on a stand, so that it can be seen from the hall, two sheets of white paper are attached. A square is drawn on them with green and blue ink. One of the participants blows soap bubbles, and the second must blow on them and `drive` The winner is the one who manages to do it more out of 5-10 attempts).
LEADING. Thank you, our contest seems to be a success. You see, soap balls are much more difficult to hit the top ten than small balls. We reward the most accurate with our prizes and instruct the winner to play the role of Robin Hood. We will definitely send you an invitation to shoot.
LEADING. Igor, do you think our knowledge, which we acquire at school, will be useful in life?
LEADING. But how! Necessarily. But, as folk wisdom says, `you will know a lot, you will soon grow old`.
LEADING. So how to be?
LEADING. The answer to this is given by the satirist Vladilen Prudovsky. He wrote about it in the poem `To know or not to know`:
Known to all, without any doubt,
A proverb that says
What in knowledge is the root of rapid aging,
That knowledge is a syndrome of near old age.
LEADING.
We really pay for them with weak eyesight,
Active hair loss
Gastritis and high blood pressure...
So to know or not to know? - that is the question!
LEADING.
Let someone hit ambition
But I have no doubt that
What is better before, but grow old wisely,
Than to become an old fool later.
LEADING. Do you know, Lena, what I'm thinking about?
LEADING. About what?
LEADING. Will our guys not get the impression that there are no serious heroes in our picture?
LEADING. I think that this will not happen, because our next competition is very, very serious. At least as much as possible on April 1st.
LEADING. Do you mean...
LEADING. ...Competition `True friend`. To participate in it, I ask five girls and five guys to come up to the stage. And, in pairs. Please be bolder.
(On the stage, the guys sit on chairs, and the girls are taken to the other side so that they do not see in what order the guys are seated. The host instructs the guys, tells them that during the competition they must remain completely silent so that girlfriends' recognized them not by voice, but by intuition.
LEADING. Tell me, please, girls, do you remember the name of the feature film in which the protagonist was the slave Izaura? That's right, you are very smart. But you are mistaken if you think that Lena and I called you on stage just to ask this question. We want to set you a task that is not easy. Now all of you will be blindfolded and given a piece of cake, which you will treat to your faithful friend - the role of which is played by the guy with whom you dared to climb up to us. I hope that intuition, and in extreme cases - touch, will not let you make a mistake and treat the wrong one. You can touch it with your hands, and who wants it with your lips. Of course, there will be no big trouble in this, and the one who was mistaken for the wrong one will not be offended. But then you are not suitable for the role of the slave Izaura in our film, because she did not make such mistakes. I ask assistants to blindfold the girls and give out treats.
(The girls are blindfolded and taken in turn to the guys sitting on the chairs. The winners are those who did not make a mistake and blindfolded recognized the guy with whom they went up on stage. It may happen that there will be several winners. In this case, the presenter congratulates everyone and asks to stay on stage.)
LEADING. Our acting troupe is replenished successfully. Comic, tragic and historical heroes have already been chosen. There is no lyric yet. What is a lyrical hero?
This, of course, is a lover, it is desirable that he find reciprocity and sometimes be in a state of dreamy sadness. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that in the upcoming competition, in which again I ask girls to take part, those of them who understand what I'm talking about will win. I ask the applicants to come up on stage and join the winners of the previous competition.
(After the circle of participants in the upcoming competition is determined ...).
LEADING. Our next competition is called `I love you`. Nice name, right? This phrase should run like a red thread through all the performances of the contestants on this topic. I just ask you not to think that now you will have to declare your love publicly. Although in the movie this is what you have to do. But the school (school, technical school) is not a movie, much less a comedy, although there is something to laugh heartily at here and there. You will have to tell about your love ... without uttering a single word. So try to show all your eloquence silently. Difficult? Difficult! Can? Need to try. And the one who does it better than others will be invited to the role of Tatyana Larina in our film.
Now about how our competition will go. Each of the girls silently, I repeat once again - silently, must pronounce, or rather, reproduce only one phrase. Here is the phrase:
I love you, I'm going crazy without you
Ice cream, lemonade and kvass.
(After the end of the competition, the presenter turns to the audience with a request to give their assessment of the contenders for the role of Tatyana Larina. The winner is the one to whom the applause will be the most active.)
LEADING. And now another very interesting competition! Competition for best joke. But it can be not only anecdotes as such. It can be short jokes and reprises, humoresques, satirical poems. Who is into what. So let's get started!
LEADING. Who starts? Wishing? From the third row? You have a word.
(Perhaps, for the "seed" and it is necessary to prepare several performances, all the rest, of course, impromptu).
I JOKE. A conversation between a girl and a young man:
- Tell me, Louise, would you agree to become the wife of a limited, but rich man?
- Let me see. Your offer comes as a surprise to me.
II ANECLOTCHIK.
- Well, how is your husband? - asked Valentina, who came to visit her friend.
- You know, not very well. He fishes in the bathtub all day long.
- So you should invite a psychiatrist.
- I thought so too, but I really want fresh fish.
III JOKE. A patient who had just had a heart attack came to his senses and asked the doctor:
- Doctor, can I have a smoke?
Well, if this is your last wish...
(The proposed jokes are conditional. Participants can offer much more interesting ones. Students can know about this competition in advance).
LEADING. And now let's sum up the results of the very first competition, the competition of poets who wrote four lines `C=M=E=X`. We believe that the tenth grade student Vitya Mashkov was the winner. His quatrain turned out to be the most successful (reads it out). Therefore, he will take part in the filming of our film. He will be entrusted with the role of Omar Khayyam. The role of D'Artagnan will go to Igor Bogdanov - the best joker.
LEADING. So the shooting of the film will take place. The tests, in our opinion, were a success. And in conclusion, we are left with...
HOST (interrupts). Igor, you forgot something...
LEADING. Oh yes! Bet. Especially since I won it.
LEADING. Won? You are so sure of yourself. And you don't consider yourself a braggart?
LEADING. I don't think so. Of course I won. And although among the notes from the audience there were many witty and well-aimed names, such as ... (reads out some). Nevertheless, the agreement is more expensive than money, and I ask the whole audience to crow, because our film is called `Laughter for no reason - it means there is no turmoil`. The most amazing heroes will meet in it, and the most amazing adventures will happen to them. Just like today at our April Fool's Day of Laughter. However, it's time to crow ...
(This episode should show the organizational skills of the presenters. They should infect the hall with their example).
LEADING (addressing the assistant): Lena, isn't it time to end the evening - already the first roosters crowed.
LEADING. Well. We have turned the last page of our holiday. If your heart is a little warmer, if a smile does not disappear on your faces, then it is not in vain that we tried to instill in you good mood.
LEADING. Laugh, right, it's not a sin!
LEADING. Laugh every day, for a reason and without a reason - this makes the heart and mind work more confidently. And the person becomes kinder and more beautiful. Have a good mood!
LEADING. Smiles and success!
LEADING and LEADING: - Goodbye! Until we meet again on the radio wave `Laughter is a companion of our life`. Happiness to everyone!!!
The evening is held in a spacious hall, where it is possible to arrange round tables, leaving a platform for competitions and dances. The hall is decorated with all sorts of smiling emoticons. A set is made on one of the walls or a curtain: “April 1 is the day of laughter!”, “Laughing is allowed!”. On each table, there is also a round, carved out of cardboard or other material, painted smiley, you can arrange other items accordingly: napkins, chairs, vases.
Presenter:
- Hello, our dear guests, today you have gathered here to celebrate the most interesting and most fun party in the year - April Fool's Day! Did you know that when a person laughs, air flies out of the lungs at a speed of about 100 km/h. At the same time, 17 muscles of his face work. If you laugh just 15 minutes a day, your life will last. Happy people have a 40% lower risk of heart disease. A child at the age of 6 laughs 300 times a day, while adults - only 15, maximum 100 times. It has been noticed that smiling waiters receive a tip one and a half times more than their serious counterparts. So let's extend our lives today, train our muscles and get a tip for all this. Laughing is allowed!
(A person reading a humorous monologue approaches the microphone. You can take a monologue for a woman or a dialogue between two people.)
Presenter:
- Everyone has a different sense of humor, some are highly developed, some are not important. But most importantly, everyone has this feeling.
On the first of April, trusting no one,
I made my way to work I don't like this day of the week
My friends get me.
Finally got there and quietly
Feeling the near chair with your hands
It seems everything is fine and sat down
Relieved, he sighed.
Here is the boss, be he wrong
Calls urgently on the carpet
I rushed from the place at the parade
Chair with me, I roared.
Well, tell me, who did it?
Who smeared this glue on the chair?
Everyone walks with innocent eyes
Even if you take them and kill them.
And the boss seems to be wound up
Everything is in a hurry, come on quickly.
I'm a little skewed
I was walking with a chair, as soon as the door closed ...
I sat down, chief eyes roll out
Freestyle poses will not understand mine
Suddenly blackmail is conceived, or drunk?
Or worse, invited the authorities.
And quietly, without angering fate
Changing tone abruptly
My boss bleated politely
- My dear, an important conversation.
I tensed, quietly moved my eyebrows
It can be seen that the grumbler decided to slap a fine
Throwing a leg indifferently
I lowered my eyes and sat in silence.
And the boss from such an undertaking
Stretched out at the table
- We managed to raise your salary
Thousand ninety, and hiccupped slightly.
I got cold inside
And the tongue is frozen to the teeth
I barely managed to squeeze out
Just asking: Is that all?
Chief: - Another business trip,
You need to go to the Maldives
You have such a necessary skill
You should be in charge of the department.
I'm so overwhelmed
Pants peeled off from the water
I went crazy from the boss
And friends stood like pillars.
I have lived since then guys
So everyone is jealous friends
And now I love this date
I believe in the first of April!
Ladies and gentlemen white dance!
(Sounds like musical composition Zhanna Aguzarova "I Believe". During the sound of the composition, the presenter walks between the tables and distributes balloons of different colors to the men.)
Presenter:
- Allow me to invite us here, men with red balloons.
The competition "Sit Longer" is held.
Chairs are placed according to the number of participants, balls are on them. Whoever manages to sit on the ball the longest wins. The competition can be held with several colors of balloons, both men and women can participate.
Presenter:
- They spin in the rhythm of the dance,
The dress is fluttering
All of us will be friends
On "Laughing is allowed."
(Three dance compositions sound in a row.)
Presenter:
- danced, danced,
Legs seem to be tired
Let's sit and rest
And then let's go play.
Who wants to sit and relax, who is the most daring, come out.
A chair is placed, a participant or participant sits on it. Next to put a chair with clothes (bib, bow, tie, sleeveless jacket, shawl, watch, etc.). The second participant is called, who must put all this on the seated one. A third participant is called, who must remove all this from the seated person, blindfolded.
Presenter:
- The prize is awarded to the most patient participant (to the one who was dressed, undressed). to the most skillful (to the one who wears) and the sharpest (to the one who undressed).
There is a song for you.
(Any song performed by a soloist or duet or group.)
Presenter:
- We all know jokes, they are so firmly ingrained in our lives that we hear them almost daily at work, at home, on television. Especially appreciated are jokes with subtle humor, without expressions, causing a storm of laughter. A competition is announced for the most funny joke subject to the above prohibitions. And all those present must vote on a five-point scale, the funniest joke will receive the most valuable prize.
The host alternately approaches with a microphone to those who want to tell a joke, asks for a name and gives them the opportunity to tell. The rest vote by throwing one or another assessment into a box with a certain name. Upon completion, the result is calculated, who scored the highest score, and a gift is presented in the form of a bottle of cognac or vintage wine.
(Dance break.)
Presenter:
- I need nimble and fast women, six people, please come out. What is your name?
The participants take turns calling names, and the leader puts hats on them with ears. And he says, you are the squirrel Tanya, you are the squirrel Ira, etc. Then five chairs are placed in a circle with a decent radius, men sit on them, these are oaks. The goal is to have the squirrels jump on the oaks when the music stops. Each time the number of oaks and naturally protein decreases. At the end, a prize is awarded to the most nimble squirrel and the most resistant oak.
(Dance break.)
Presenter:
- We laughed and sang here
April Fools jokes.
Smiled with all their mouths
The people were so happy.
It's a pity it all ends
But laughing is allowed!