The scenario of the New Year's fairy tale three girls under the window. Humorous scene "a fairy tale in a new way"

Fairy tale "Three girls under the window"

AuthorThree girls were spinning under the window late in the evening.
Singer If I were a queen, -
The author Says one girl -
Singer I would sing day and night, I would become a superstar.
Fashion designer If I were a queen, -
The author says her sister, -
Fashion designer Wouldn't go to junk, would become the best couturier.
Queen If I were a queen, -
Author Third said the girl, -
Queen I would give birth to a hero for the father of the king.

Author Just had time to say, the door creaked softly,
And the king enters the room, the sovereign of that side.
King Good evening! It just so happened that I heard your words.
Have your way, girls! To be one of you singer.
Vociferous, super old, with a microphone and a guitar.
And the other to be a couturier!
Fashion couturier!
King Do not argue with the king!
You will dress everyone very fashionably, and me first!
Well, you, soul-maiden, -
The author says,
king be queen
And give birth to a hero to me by the end of September.
Author Tsar was not going to for long. Married the same evening
And the young queen, without putting things off in the distance,
Got it from the first night. At that time there was a war.
The king said goodbye to his wife and set off on a long journey.
And the queen began to wait and protect the offspring.
(Reporters with cameras and cameras run out onto the stage, the singer goes, hides behind the throne, the reporters run away).
Queen What a noise! Maybe a thunderstorm? I can't be worried.
Singer A! Sister, how are you?
Queen Yes, she has not yet given birth!
Well, what about you? Became a singer? Vociferous, super old?
Singer Vociferous, superstaroy. With microphone and guitar.
The tsar gave me as a producer as he promised.
Oh look! And here he is!
Queen What's your name?
Singer Philemon!
(producer enters)
song. (phonogram "Tea Rose", in the course of the song a devil comes out of the black piano).
Filimon So, everything! She got up and left. I said I got up and left.
(The singer flirts with the producer, kicks the queen from the throne and sits her husband down).
Queen Look what! Drive the queen.
(takes out a scroll) Phil! May I sign?
Filimon Ah, autograph? It's possible! Signing up is not hard for me.
What is written? "Decree! Behead at the same time…”
Behead? Who?
Queen A of this giver.
Philemon Are you a queen? Mother honest! Didn't acknowledge. Sorry dear!
You sit down and we'll go! We should be in time for the reception,
The oligarchs are there, the ranks are of such magnitude!
Queen And the autograph?
Philemon I'll run to you later, if possible!
(Leave)
Queen Run, of course you can! All sorts of people are walking, they are disturbing!
(Just sits down, let the models go. The queen lifts her legs to the throne. The fashion designer comes out, sings the song “It’s good for the beauties”).
Fashion designer Why, dear queen, Didn't you recognize your sister?
Well, dear, how are you?
Queen Yes, not yet given birth.
But with such relatives, it is not long to be born before the due date.
Fashion designer Okay, rattling around, better look what I've pinned down.
Cool clothes - atas! On you right now.
And models are so models! It looks like they ate.
Basically, keep your mouth shut! Whatever you like - choose!
(The queen takes one of the things and examines skeptically)
Queen No, I certainly won't wear this even at night.
Modelersha In vain! Today it is in vogue. That's it, girls, we're leaving!
Change your mind, call! I'm in tent number 3
In Cherkizovsky everyone knows where to find me, dear!
(They leave. The queen goes into the tent)
Author While the tsar beats long and hard far away,
The time of birth is coming; God gave them a son in arshin.
(The queen leaves the tent with the child. The sisters run in).
Singer Oh! How good!
The fashion designer is wonderful.
Singer The work of the king was not in vain.
Fashion designer Spout, eyes - stunned!
SINGER Give me a look too!
Fashion designer And little hands - look!
Queen Hush you! Don't break!
Singer Na, listen (puts headphones to the child) - this is your aunt singing!
Queen This music, sister, is not suitable for a child. (Pushes back the headphones)
Singer What! I do not like? (steps away) All right!
Modeler Look! She's tired!
Go give birth to yours! You, baby, look!
Super thing! Now let's try!
Queen I can't believe my eyes.
Fashion designer What are you ratting about! Yes, almost half the planet walks in this.
Queen You did not have time to understand the world, to say the first word,
And they already shove you everything that they themselves try on.
In the yard, in the stairwell, at school, everyone knows what's cooler,
What's in fashion, what's on the air. Everyone will be mixed in a gray world.
(leaves)
Modelersha Something I did not understand!
What strange things!
Singer Everything is clear. We sent!
Modelersha And we'll leave it like that?
We will solve everything in a moment. So so! Sit down, write!
You are our king! Lord of the world!
Singer Very beautifully said.
The fashion designer The queen gave birth in the night to either a son or a daughter;

Seal, stamp! Will know how to offend!
(Leave)
(The king enters the stage, sits on the throne. A messenger comes running.)
Tsar The queen gave birth in the night to either a son or a daughter;
Not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown little animal.
Somewhere I saw this. Call me Pushkin!
(Pushkin arrives)

What are you, Pushkin - son of a bitch! I came up with it myself, I said
And here it is, word for word! Which one of you copied from which one?
Pushkin Plagiarism! Your greatness! The most ordinary!
King What was there in the fairy tale?
Pushkin They slandered that queen,
In a barrel, they let it go by sea, they mourned and forgot.
King Everything, now free, friend! Fairy tales, brothers, you need to listen!
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it - good fellows - a lesson.
(The king gets up and leaves)
Author On the same day, the king hastily surrendered and went to his wife.
(The king comes out with the queen and with the child)
And the sisters, feeling grief, fashion designer with a pop star
They ran around the corners. They were found for strength there.
Here they confessed everything, confessed, burst into tears.
The king, with such joy, let the sisters go home.
Pushkin I was there; I drank honey, drank beer - and only wet my mustache.

The final exit of the actors.

FAVORITE TALE

IN A NEW WAY.

Narrator 1:- Dear viewers,

Do you want to see the story?

Familiar, surprisingly

But with creative additions!

2 storytellers come out. Music sounds quietly.

2nd speaker. The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -

Good fellows lesson!

1st storyteller

Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.

(The first is eating a bun, the second is embroidering, the third is looking around)

2nd storyteller

The three of them gathered

Talk about yours.

1. girl (Enshina Darina).

If only I were a queen,

one girl says

I would at any time of the year

I was only into fashion.

By its thin figure,

I would have had three sheepskin coats:

Mini, maxi, which is cooler,

And the perfume is only Gucci

2 girl (Bogatyreva Maria).

If only I were a queen,

Her sister says

The bridegroom would find herself

The house is huge with a mezzanine,

Near the poplar house,

And carpets and pianos

in a hill to make crystal!

Polish furniture in the kitchen

Things super-duper, yes!

Money wallet swells

Six hundredth Mercedes!

2 narrator:

Well, you are a beautiful girl,

If you were a queen
What would you be proud of
What would you do then?

3 girl:

I would have a father-king

I would take care and love
I would sit next to him
I would look at him forever!
1 storyteller:

The hour of midnight was approaching

There was a clatter in the yard:

Enter five heroes,

Five ruddy mustaches.

Grooms at least for selection

here is a cat and a water old fat and lame.

Gingerbread Man, Evil Wolf, scientist cat in chains

Everyone is smart, modest, decent

And they are all well dressed.

Everyone is a noble gentleman!

Virgos are lucky now!

One, two, three, four, five,-

1 girl:

Yes, of course, Water,
Old, fat and lame...
But in the hands of all power
The fish, however, are not in the sweet spot.
Gives all orders
Will only does not give!
2 girl:

Maybe wed with a devil?
Good fellow, friend of the forests,
Ringing bird voices.
And poetry lover
And the spectators of football matches ...
Loves to roam
To start in the thicket of the forest
And about the fact that no stake
And he doesn't have a house.
He only knows how to sing sweetly! ..
Where, what will I live on?
Bitterly cry and grieve?
Well, I do not! I won't!
Better will, but your own!

3rd girl (Bublikova Diana).

Vaughn Koschey is always rich,
Expensive dressing gown on him,
Eats on gold, silver,
Travels everywhere. Only Koschey is always stingy,
Even melt water
All subject to accounting
The one that runs in the spring ...
And he suffers from boredom -
The whole neighborhood knows it...
1 girl looks at the kolobok.

What kind of animal are you, what kind of fish?
Either you are a fruit, a vegetable, or
Are you a frog or a cancer?

1 Narrator:

Kolobok (Tatarnikova Alina) in response to them:
Are you out of your mind, or not?

Hardened while rolling
Through the forests and down the valleys.
Burnt and tanned
I became hard as a rock.

The girls thought.

Maybe the wolf will come in handy, the cat meowed importantly.

Together:

There is money and appearance

Will not offend anyone!

1 girl

He has a huge eye!
This time.

2 girl
And

big head!
This is two.

3 girl
And fangs stick out, look!
It's three.

In general, you are not in the yard,

get away good

1 storyteller

Suitors have turned

went home

And according to everything again

They began to live and live.

Outside the window the dawn woke up

She winked and smiled.

Everyone went home

Modern towers.

And dreams are like stars from the sky

Do not ask for bread in the morning.

To know the price of those dreams

It would be easier, maybe for us.

2 storyteller

Quickly the tale is told
And the misfortune lasts a long time ...
Maybe some girls
This story will come in handy!

New Year's scene for a corporate party "Three girls under the window ...."

Sitting at the table is a Teen Girl, a Glamor Girl and a Bitch.

Leading:
Three dudes under the window
new year's eve,
The conversations were
And weaving about the future.

Teen Girl:
If I were a queen
Everyone would have to snuggle
Discos day and night
Light it up, that's for sure!

Glamor girl:
If I were a queen,
Leading:
Her sister says
Glamor girl:
I would be more glamorous than all
She led the fashionistas!

Bitch:
If I were a queen,
Leading:
The third blurted out sister, -

Bitch:
I would take revenge on the men
She twisted them into a ram's horn.
And for the women so as not to wander

And they did housekeeping!

Leading:
Just had time to say -
The door creaked softly
Santa Claus comes, king,
The sides of that sovereign.

Father Frost:
Oh, girls, so girls!
Real queens!
Young, wonderful
Very interesting!
Who here wants to get married?
Here I am, mature!

Bitch:
Yes, we can't stand marriage!
You won't find a groom
So that with a penthouse, with a car

And the director of JSC!

Glamor girl:
Santa Claus, you are single,
Promising (even gray-haired!),
well we are beautiful

Even without vodka!

Teen girl:
You are our pensioner,
Lovelace is a millionaire
Missing your wife
Filming girls.
You would be with a frisky dude
In the Hills would have been famously annealed.
What, grandfather, choose
But don't fool me!

Father Frost:
Well, pretty bride
And she belongs in the penthouse!
To drive away boredom
Will sing and dance!

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and the Teenage Girl go around the Christmas tree.

Father Frost:
Well, things are calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and the Teenage Girl arranges a loud disco, a lot of people come running, everyone is noisy ...

Santa Claus is back.

Father Frost:
How to understand this?
I want to run away!
Well party, well sucks
We are divorcing you!

A teenage girl is leaving, a glamorous girl is coming.

Santa Claus:
Oh girl, just amazing!
I will marry this one!
After all, with a beautiful wife
I will be forever young!
Come out for me
I already love you!

Glamor girl:
For the king? Well, that's great
I tried not in vain:
I went to the beautician
Masseur visited,
And dressed in haute couture
I'm cool ... mur-mur-mur ...

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and the Glamorous Girl walk arm in arm around the Christmas tree.

Father Frost:
Well, things are calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and the Glamorous girl takes a wad of money and sits down at the table.

Glamor girl:
I'll buy a limousine
Yes, and not one
Beauty salon,
Jewels wagon,
A lot of expensive clothes -
How I dreamed about them!

Santa Claus is back.

Father Frost:
Who loot here lowers everything
And clogs everything with a rag?!
In a thong you leave me
And you will become rich!
Everything, we are getting divorced, goodbye,
And take all the rags!

The glamor girl is leaving, the Bitch is coming.

Father Frost:
Damn, there's another one!

OOO, I dreamed about you!

Bitch:
I'm not a copy of the sisters,
You can enjoy with me
And good in bed
And a beautiful soul
(Don't wanna run away
From me you under the bed!)

Let's be husband and wife
Santa Claus is my passionate!

Santa Claus:
Well, let me persuade you
Arguing is not strong enough!

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and the Bitch go around the Christmas tree arm in arm.

Father Frost:
Well, things are calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and the Bitch takes out a whip, puts on a leather suit.

Bitch:
Destroy the old man
I hate the man
I can't stand all the bastards
I only love myself!
I will arrange such a life
That he will howl in horror,
There is no better schemer
Curse the whole wide world!

Santa Claus is coming home.

Father Frost:
What kind? Say mercy?
You have changed so drastically!

Bitch:
Oh come on get it
Where did you climb? Answer!

The bitch beats Santa Claus with a whip, and then beats him on the back with the handle of the whip.

Father Frost:
Have you completely lost your mind?
Or maybe you're mad!
Get out of the house! I'm getting a divorce!

All! I don't marry anymore!

The bitch is leaving. The Snow Maiden is coming.

Snow Maiden:
I ran away from Okami
Got into the Corporation
And what kind of man is here -
This is truth, not flattery!

Santa Claus:
Enchanted in no small way!
What a sweet moment!
Here comes the princess of dreams
I'm seriously in love now!
Will you marry me?
Let's celebrate for three days!

Snow Maiden:
The wedding will be what you need
And we'll dance until we drop
After all, we will marry you
On your main winter holiday!

Together:
The New Year will come for everyone, -Father Frost
Happiness is walking around the world! -Snow Maiden
Who suddenly decided to marry, -Dasha
Do not rush, suddenly, the demon beguiled,
Always wait for your loveNastya
If necessary, wait a year! -Together

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Scene "Three sisters in new Year's Eve"

There lived - there were 3 sisters: Marfushenka - the eldest, Nastyushenka - the middle one, Alyonushka - the youngest, and a mirror (it comes out modestly from the side). And so 3 sisters sang under the window late in the evening, they sang, they sang, they said how to marry them, as if in new year's eve find suitors. And now the elder sister, Marfushenka, comes to the center and says(music - there is hope to marry the prince), and the middle sister Nastyushenka screamed bitterly (music - loneliness bastard ), and the youngest Alyonushka said this(music - female happiness would be cute nearby).

And so the sisters decided to unwind and went to the New Year's disco: they showed off, had mercy in front of their mirror and spoke tenderly. The eldest Marfushenka was the first to approach the mirror and asked, “Am I the sweetest in the world, all the rouge and whiter?” And to her a mirror in response(music - well, why are you so terrible.)

And the second Nastya laughed at the mirror, quickly gathered herself, came up and asked: am I the sweetest in the world, all blush and whiter? ”And the mirror answered her(music. How did you get me)

Well, the younger Alyonushka only modestly approached the mirror, and it sang(music how beautiful you are today).

Only the mirror sang the door softly creaked and the Tsar enters the room - the side of that sovereign(music "Well, wait a minute"). And the sisters stood up modestly and bowed to the king. The sovereign was single, though no longer young. The king of the maidens looked and became thoughtful(music. Girls are different)

The girls were shy, but not at all taken aback. And the first to decide to speak to the king, the elder sister Marfushenka, came up and said so directly(music. Pupsik, my sweet pupsik)

The tsar did not expect such pressure, he already wanted to run away, then the second Nastyushenka jumped up, pushed the first away and said to the sovereign(Music Playboy is just a hero) , and the youngest Alyonushka was also not a bastard, went to the middle, straightened her hair, took a deep breath and said(music. Take me) And they joined in the dancemusic "Striptease")

The sovereign got agitated if he restrained himself, then the mirror arrived in time, well, the ear of the king sang that Alyonka was just(music. Sex bom). In euphoria, the tsar swam and, in joy, decided to bestow gifts on everyone not to forget anyone, and this is what the eldest Marfushenka asked(music Black boomer ), and the middle one said so directly (music. The best friends of girls are diamonds), and the youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but only expressed her desire(music I want, I want you to like it). Oh, the king was at a loss, he wanted to please everyone. All the girls are good, and he said from the heart(music if I were a sultan).

Well, you know, the mirror here was indignant menacingly over the king, it bent down and said(music. what are you hinting at the royal muzzle?).

We are the king father, not in the east, so the bride must be chosen one and only. And the king thought, thought and thought, he went up to the girls and said so directly (music I just don't have any money.)

When sister Marfushenka heard these speeches, she was indignant, went up to the king and gave him a slap in the face and said(music went out.) And Nastyushka jumped up, almost knocked the tsar off his feet, but then she waved her arms and said in the tsar's eyes(music. I will send him to heaven for an asterisk.)

Our tsar understood everything here and was already looking at Alyonushka with fear, Alyonushka realized she looked at the tsar, but not menacingly, but affectionately, and she sang in a gentle voice(music I will kiss you).

The tsar decided not to doubt and get married to Alenka and did not forget the sisters, he took everything to the palace. Everything was wonderful and they played a wedding on New Year's Eve.

Our artists performed, but not everyone said, they forgot to congratulate you on the New Year(music. New Year).