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BABA YAGA IS NOT AGAINST. New Year's musical parody script (comic and funny)

Short content: having arrived at the annual rally, Babki-Yozhki are planning to arrange a casting with Santa Claus himself. The goal is to finally replace the Snow Maiden they dislike with one of their own personas. The plan works: having received a blow with a staff, the Snow Maiden becomes enchanted. She immediately decides that she has grown out of "children's" Christmas trees, leaves Frost halfway and goes to have fun in a nightclub. Taking advantage of her absence, enterprising Yagusi begin to seduce Father Frost by all means available to them. But the "faithful" grandfather does not want to accept the "replacement" that has fallen on his head. The "enchanting" Snowmen help him to stay with his own interests. After all, they, too, are women ... Everything ends, as it should be in the New Year - cheerfully and happily.

Characters:

SANTA CLAUS. Old workaholic. And he does not rest, and does not give his granddaughter.

SNOW MAIDEN. Granddaughter for marriage. She dreams of dancing not in kindergartens, but in nightclubs.

GARPINA DORMIDONTOVNA. Cunning local baba yaga. Organizer of the festival of butterflies hedgehogs.

DUSYANDRA AFINOGENOVNA. Cheerful Baba Yaga from distant lands. Arrived at the festival.

PENELOPE FRANCEVNA. Glamorous Baba Yaga from very distant lands. Arrived at the festival.

1st SNOW Baba. Observant. Likes to gossip.

2nd SNOWMAN. Too chatty. A real find for a spy.

SNOWFLAKES. Ordinary, staff.

Picture one.

Forest, hut. Above the hut is a poster "Hello to the participants of the Baba Yaga 2017 festival." On the sides of the stage are Snowmen with brooms. Harpina looks up at the sky from under her arm.

GARPINA. Laying! .. Laying! .. Good to go! .. Mayna! Mayna!

The sound of an airplane, then brakes. Dusyandra and Penelope run out onto the stage in mortars. One has a stupa with the BMW logo, the other has a Mercedes. Make a circle around the stage, then stop. Get out of the stupas. Stretch, straighten the bones.

GARPINA: You've finally caught up, old hockey sticks! Flocked!

DUSYANDRA: Fly away!

PENELOPE: Fly - charmer!

GARPINA: Well, then I consider our Baba Yaga 2017 festival open!

Baba Yaga sing a song.

GENERAL SONG BABOK EZHEK (To the motive "By Stage" Gr. "Butyrka")

Arrived. Gathered among the taiga

Three grannies, three girlfriends, three Yagis.

Festivals, light up so light up,

If only we could catch Santa Claus.

Santa Claus we catch.

There is a stupa, and also a pomelo.

Nothing if the leg cramped.

There is a bone leg.

Baba Yaga can play pranks.

DUSYANDRA: Hey, Garpina, every year we fly to this rally, and every year it's the same thing: well, we flew in. Well, eat and drink. Well, they caught some good fellow. Well, they swaggered, they turned into cards. The songs were yelled ... Then everything is as always: first, the three of us will hang out, then it will become boring, let's go look for Leshy ... Well, we'll beat his face. Or he - to us ... Well, boring things!

PENELOPE: No glamour!

GARPINA: What more glamour do you want? Tsarevich, or what, which one to catch?

DUSYANDRA: Come on, there are entih princes! From them one heartburn!

PENELOPE. Let's do some casting!

GARPINA. Is this some more faq?

DUSYANDRA (interrupts): Who has the scariest nose!

PENELOPE. No! For example…

GARPINA (interrupts again): Who has the coolest stupa!

PENELOPE. No! Something romantic is needed. For example, which of us is the most charming Baba Yaga!

GARPINA. Pah you! There is nothing else for me to do! Who is there to charm? Goblin? And so he lies in his lair for the third week, enchanted by me!

DUSYANDRA. Did this FAQ happen to him?

GARPINA. And there is nothing to cheat at cards! So I charmed him with a deck on the head.

Grandmother Yozhki neigh loudly.

DUSYANDRA. Well, you have a deck! What kind of cards are these, brick ones, or what?

GARPINA. Not. These are not cards. A deck of firewood came under hand!

Grandmothers hedgehogs again neigh loudly.

PENELOPE. I protest! And so everyone knows that the most cunning Baba Yaga is you!

DUSYANDRA. The biggest dirty trick on New Year's Eve is to quarrel Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden. Yes, no one has been able to do it yet!

PENELOPE. What is true is true! And they caused damage, and they were engaged in kidnapping ...

GARPINA. What-what?

PENELOPE. Well, kidnapping... Kidnapping of children... Well, Snegurka was stolen! Nothing succeeded!

GARPINA (thoughtfully): I know one way! (Grandma hedgehogs become in a circle, listen carefully, assent). You need to touch the Snow Maiden with the back of Santa Claus's staff, and then she will turn into an ordinary girl! And there already - a matter of technology!

DUSYANDRA. Cunningly!

PENELOPE. And romantic! But how? He doesn't let go of their hands! And where can we find it?

GARPINA. Quiet! Every year, at exactly this time, they pass by! Let's make an ambush! Afinogenovna, you will be instead of a bait! Come here! We will transform you! (Waves her hand, points to the chest) Here I have clothes that are suitable! Well, open up!

The music is from the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune". Grandmas rummage in the chest, one by one they get different things: a police cap, flippers, a helmet. All this is being tried on Dusyandra. Finally, they stop at a kokoshnik and a colorful scarf. They put all this on her head, put her under the tree, and hide themselves.

The music is playing again. Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden appear. The Snow Maiden is carrying Grandfather on a sled.

SNOW MAIDEN (stops, wipes sweat from her forehead). Grandpa, how long do we have to go?

FATHER FROST (sitting on a children's sled, legs crossed, holding his staff in his hands). Not long left! Five hundred kilometers. Something clutch knocks ... We must see!

SNOW MAIDEN. I told you, you need to put an automatic gearbox! Oh grandpa! (I saw Dusyandra) And who else is this?

FATHER FROST (Dusandre). Who are you, beauty?

SANTA CLAUS. How did you get here, sister Alyonushka?!

DUSYANDRA. And hell knows. You'd better not ask, but help me up, you old stump.

Sounds music from the movie "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession." Santa Claus sticks his staff under his armpit, begins to lift Dusyandra. He does not succeed - he falls down every now and then, gets up again, pulls the grandmother, and so on several times. In the end, he collapses next to him and lies down.

DUSYANDRA. Ouch! I'm freezing! Raise, bearded refrigerator, or I'll wrap my flippers!

Santa Claus rises again and again begins to lift Dusyandra. The Snow Maiden decides to help him. They both don't look back. At this time, Garpina sneaks up behind, snatches the staff from Santa Claus and hits the Snow Maiden on the head with it. Here he runs away. Thunder sounds, lights flicker. The Snow Maiden stands dumbfounded, then with a “model” gait moves away from Grandfather.

SANTA CLAUS. Granddaughter, help!

SNOW MAIDEN (Transforms into a naughty girl. Speaks, drawing out words): Here's another. She sat down herself, let her rise.

DUSYANDRA (into the hall) Looks like it worked!

SANTA CLAUS. Help, Snow Maiden! It's time for us to go!

SNOW MAIDEN (arms her hips). It's time for me to go. And you stay!

Santa Claus (surprised). Where are you going?! Without me?!

SNOW MAIDEN. Aha! Tired! Every year is the same! Go, congratulate, give gifts! And by the way, I'm still young myself! I also want to get away!

FATHER FROST (terribly). Where did you get those words?

SNOW MAIDEN. Your kids! You give them all the balls and balls, and they have long dreamed of something else!

SANTA CLAUS. About what?!

The Snow Maiden sings a song. Snowflakes are dancing.

SONG OF THE SNOW MAIDEN. (To the tune of "Go to hell" by Lyubov Uspenskaya)

I don't know who my parents are

But your eyes wouldn't see you either.

And I can't find the words.

That's it, I'm leaving you.

Get lost, get lost

Get lost, get lost

You don't lead me.

Now I shout to you, then in a whisper,

Now I shout to you, then in a whisper

I say back off.

The full text of the song is in the full version of the script.

FATHER FROST (pitifully). But you will be alone!

SNOW MAIDEN. And who told you that I'll be alone? I won't get lost! Chao-cocoa, grandpa!

The Snow Maiden sits on a sled, Snowflakes take her away. Santa Claus grabs his head.

SANTA CLAUS. Left! And what about me?! Without a sleigh, without a granddaughter!

DUSYANDRA (rises herself, shakes herself off). Don't be afraid, old man, you won't be lost! Do you know how many Snow Maidens are here in the forest? You will find something for every taste!

SANTA CLAUS. Not! I can't find one like this! (Sits down, puts his head in his hands.)

DUSYANDRA (pats him on the shoulder). If you can find a better one, let's go!

Dusyandra takes the saddened Frost to the hut.

1 SNOW WOMAN (second speaking). Did you see what is being done?

2 SNOWMAN. Enchanting!

1 SNOWMAN. This was to be expected!

2 SNOWMAN. Why?

1 SNOWMAN. This Snow Maiden ... young hurts! And to him ... He would have someone older, and not a granddaughter at all!

Characters: Unclean
Baba Yaga
Grandfather
grandma
Father Frost
Snow Maiden
Baba Yaga in childhood
Three pigs

R O L O G

speak under New Year
What you don't want
Everything will always happen
Everything always comes true.
For example, men
Will want to get drunk
How to wish such
The New Year will not come true.
Someone is waiting for big love
Let it all be
After all, get acquainted on a holiday
Very simple people.
Who wants a Mercedes
He will dream
And traffic police inspectors
Gloomy faces.
Magic for the New Year
Everyone is waiting
But the excess of wine
It interferes with this.
The holiday is coming soon
Well, with him hope
So let's congratulate each other
A gentle kiss.
It was a prologue, but a fairy tale
It will start in a moment
And all the action on stage
Ours will unfold.

(Curtain Opens: Scenery winter forest, in the center is a stump, near it stands the staff of Santa Claus)

Author Dark forest.
In denser more often
Where the birds don't fly
Dark evil forest
Sitting in the corners bored.
Lazy, even intrigues
People don't like to do it.
Life magic tortured them
And magical worries.
Yaga's stupa broke,
Koshchei has prostatitis,
He has such a disease
He doesn't even look at Yaga.
At Kikimora in the swamp
Leaky boots
The goblin from the oak welled up
And knocked off both legs.
In slot machines
Bes already squandered his soul,
Nightingale while whistling
He bit his finger.
Festive mood
Everything fell apart.
Or to put it more simply -
Good for the letter "Hu"
This is the situation
And formed in the forest.
They don't even have a tree.
Even if the holidays are around the corner.
It would seem that it is possible
People to celebrate the New Year,
After all, no one can
Stop them tonight.
everything is not so smooth
After all, she is a fairy tale.
So. we push on
The tie begins.

(The demon appears on the stage)

(The song of the demon sounds to the music of "The Island of Bad Luck")

All covered with greenery absolutely all
This place has a huge table.
Divided into cells with numbers inside
Here, colored chips are tossing until dawn

All stuffed with "greens" absolutely all
Arrived at the establishment somewhere exactly at six
And by midnight naked as a falcon
I put my rondolevy tooth on the table.

The ball rolls in a circle thrown by fate
Drops out "red" this color is not mine
A security guard came up like this
Took my tooth without a dentist

What happened then I remember as delirious
I hugged the barmaid to my misfortune
And then I wanted to give the guard in the face
And from the hall "corkscrew" flew into the corridor.

So all the savings, all that was saved for a year
I lost it in a casino in an instant
And also brazenly received in the face
So before the holiday I went to play

Unclean Here are the things
I completely lost
And now the money is in your pocket
I don't have any more shit.
How to celebrate the New Year
Don't drink or walk
To visit or go to someone
For free so to speak.

(He sees the staff near the stump)

Oops! Echo! Well, well, well!
There is a God, that's a fact!
And this colored stick
It came into my hands for that.
I'd rather not take it
And then there will be:
“... Like a demon stole her
To disrupt the New Year ... "
Must be delivered and delivered
How can I prove
What found her in a snowdrift
In passing, so to speak.
They won't believe me, I'm a type
Negative in fairy tales
So they still punish
Very revealing.
I have such a prospect
Well, not quite right.
I'm like a night with her
Yes, I'll throw it out in the morning.

(examines the staff carefully)

The stick, obviously, is not simple,
There is some secret in it.
What if magical?
Too bad there are no instructions.
You have to try your luck
And I have to test it
Come on stick if you can
Then try to give money.

(The sound of coins is heard, change is scattered on the floor)

Ba! The infection works (collects coins)
One, two, three, four, five.
For starters, it's good
Oh, you are a demon, your mother,
This money in circulation
I've been gone for twenty-five years.
Yes, it didn't work out very well.
No coins, no bills
Well, now let's ask
Pay me in kind
Stick, you manage to get
How to set the table for the holiday.

(He hits the floor with a stick, the tablecloth falls from above)

Thank you, cheered me up
Wooden rafter!
Cover me for the holiday
But don't eat or drink.
Soon I will conquer with hunger
And I'll scream out of boredom
To invite me over
I want to become a dashing singer!

(He hits the floor with a stick, a fragment of a song from the repertoire sounds
group "Corrosion of metal" demon dancing, grimacing,
music cuts out)

What are you, a stick, oh ... ofigela
Ile on the oak is not ripe
Me with such a song
For the legs and about the pole head.
Find the prettier tea
Do not be ashamed to visit with what to go.

(A fragment from the repertoire of B. Moiseev sounds)

Oh damn, that's embarrassing!
There are a thousand of them in karaoke
Who did you find me
Eli is completely crazy!
Let me with a tail and horns,
Let me be treacherous and evil,
Where did you see this
What would the devil - and blue ?! Stupid!!!
Turn the disc carefully
And try to find me
Something easy like this:
Lamza-dritsa-three-ti-ti…

(A fragment from Vitas' repertoire "Opera No. 2" sounds, the demon beats in hysterics)

Yes, you are the bastard
From the song I have all the wool
Already stood on end in rows
(Three pieces, six rows)
Well, what can I take from you?
Give me money again
And I'll go alone
Like the last money call.

(the demon leaves, with each blow of the staff, the sound of coins is heard)

Author There is no mind, stupid demon,
That's why no luck
This is a staff - Santa Claus
All instructions do not count
Can he light the tree?
Involve children in a round dance
Would order him more
Turbo diesel oven.
What will happen to the devil next
We'll find out, until then...
Let's continue our story
Yaga appears.

(From backstage appears Baba Yaga, on a rope tows a stupa. Yagi's song to the melody "Fortuneteller"

Fashion changes daily
Life goes faster and faster
And me with this old deck
Soon people will put in a museum
Right now, children are not afraid of Yagoa
No more fairy tales are written about her
Even sweets call me
Life has become unusually boring

And if you take and prove that I still know how
Charm bewitch and even dare to eat
I will force myself to read all the countries I will intimidate
And then everyone respects me Yaga so much.

Like a hunting jet engine
I can get for my stupa
To be powerful and portable
And on it soar into the blue sky
Scare astronauts in orbit
And catch comets with your hands
And I can fly
Curl the tails of airplanes

Baba Yaga The people rightly say:
Who will celebrate the New Year
Good or maybe bad
That is how he will live.
The prospect is awesome.
It's better to die instantly.
The stupa began to act up
Should I walk now?
What I didn't do
To somehow fix it.
Kicked on the wheels
Wipe headlights with a rag
And from the ashtray even
Picked up all the cigarette butts
But does not want to work
Her mother wants money for money.
What to do, how to be
Know will have to be canceled
I have a date with Gorynych.
Zapadlo walk!

(appears Unclean)

Unclean Oh, old, hello!
What fly weather is not?
Or forgot the rules
I'll give you one piece of advice.
Kick on the wheels
Wipe headlights with a rag
Oh, and an ashtray too.
Shake it out regularly

Baba Yaga You're mocking a scoundrel
All you have come to an end
I'll tear like Tuzik a heating pad
I'll crush it like a lollipop!

Unclean Quiet! Quiet, Yaga!
Well, it won't work.
From one with you we are fairy tales
Eye hag.
Let's not fight
Why are we not people?
The holiday is coming soon
All the people sing for a long time.
We need to decide with you
How will we celebrate the New Year?

(Yaga draws attention to the staff)

Baba Yaga hell, i don't understand
What do you need a club for?
Ile is now such a fashion
I won't take it for granted.

Unclean Oh village, darkness
After all, you are already over a hundred
It looks like just a cudgel
And in fact it is not simple.
Power is given to the wand
And she is magical.
Only use it
I can't fucking do it.
guess something
But first don't forget
Think it over seriously
Come on, what to pull.

Baba Yaga You're probably lying
And you cheat, so look ...
Let me guess to start...
Stupa, fly away to the sky!

(The sound of an airplane taking off, the stupa flies away)

Baba Yaga Hey, where, but how am I?!
devil, where is my stupa?
So you flew
Where is your stick?
Copperfield, now hold on
I will arrange life for you
I conjure! All! Die!

Unclean(whispers) Stick, help me out. Freeze! ( Baba Yaga freezes)

Unclean What, the statue, is numb?
Well, what did you want?
How did I tame you
Without stress and skillfully.
What, move into the scrap?
Here's what I'm thinking about:
Give you a shovel now
You will be a girl with a paddle.
If you chop off your hands,
Shorten the legs a little
That Venus de Milo
You can just get.
I am very kind today
Yes, and it's already night
And in honor of the holiday you
I want to disenchant.

(Knocks staff, Yaga comes to life)

Baba Yaga besik, dear little friend,
But the staff can't
Help me, well, just a little:
Throw a hundred and one years old.
For me to become again
For twenty, twenty five years,
And believe me, you immediately
You wish to marry.

Unclean It's a pity that something like that,
I'll try to rejuvenate
Just move away
I start to tell fortunes
stick run smog
Yaga's wish
turn back time
Wants to be young.

(Unclean tapping staff)

Well, where are you, Yagoza?
Show your eyes.
Where are you hiding?
Get out who you told.

(From backstage appears Baba Yaga- child)

Unclean That's the miracle of miracles!
Entertaining process
I see by rejuvenation
Official progress.

Baba Yaga What have you done?
Who have you turned me into?
Became a little child
Haven't you wised up in years?

Unclean As she said, so it happened
I would count first.
Throwing away a whole century
How long did you not know?
Order one hundred twenty five
Take years away from you
Then in a simple spermatozoon
Would turn again.

Baba Yaga Give back my year
Let me stay forever
I am a hundred years old
But then add
Me the figure of a top model
And two pounds of diamonds.

Unclean Right now, baby wait,
And step back a little (Yaga hides behind the scenes)
Stick teach a fool
Do the transformation.
(Knocks staff)

Baba Yaga (Yelling from backstage)
What did you conjure?
Tore me apart!
And where in this form I
Show up at the carnival?
Here I am…. (Pig appears from backstage)
And here I am two... (Second pig appears)
Here is the third head. (The third pig appears)
What kind of pig is that?
I can barely keep from crying.

Unclean Here's how it turned out great
Live comfortably and beautifully
There will be someone to talk to
Sing a song, talk.

Baba Yaga (pigs) We are the three of you now
Break into small pieces
And then play football
Can you….
Unclean Well, stand!!!
You Yagi, I'm tired of you!
Come on, sing me a song
And in a cheerful noisy dance
They flew into the barn one by one!

(Piglets dance, then disappear backstage.)
Unclean Let Grandfather and Grandma
New Year's Eve sweet snacks
There will be plenty on the table
Like no one else in the village.

(He taps his staff, leaves.)

Author Here is such a round dance
Wrapped up in the New Year
And somehow it's not right
demon Yaga took over
And now she's in the village
Locked up in a pigsty.
This is the first time in fairy tales
Yaga will have to be saved right now.
The snag itself is to blame
You can't bring the year back!
Who is the "left" money
That swine look will get.
Yaga let him wait
Solve your problems
We continue the story
Our story is moving forward.
... In a remote village on the edge
In a crooked and small hut
There lived an old man, he was married
On a good old lady
Let's go visit them
And let's take a closer look.

Decoration of a village hut, Grandfather sits at the table, busy with his own affairs. Grandfather's song to the melody of Lyube "Birches")

New Year's Eve is on the doorstep, I'm glad for the holiday
I'm happy when the tree sparkles with lights
Soon Grandma will return from the club back
And let the table quickly cover
I love when frost cools vodka
A dumpling on the table in a cup of steam plays
The smell of pine needles and meat caresses my nose
And saliva flows to the chin

To become hot in the stomach again
In the head to make a little noise
Someone gently put a hand on your shoulder
And we will sing the song timidly

Only in our house at least roll a ball
And I sew the last boot for the fifth time
I don’t even have anything to go to visit today
Where they wait and always pour
I'll lie down on the sofa, turn on the TV
Exactly at midnight, as always, I wish myself
What I want with my heart and soul
What I dream about all the time.

Grandfather Here comes the holiday
People celebrate the New Year
And I'm in business and worries
No one will pour a glass.
She herself ran away to the club
Enrolled in the folklore circle
On stage, tea, go sing
And no one will pour me.
What would be delicious to eat
She only has songs in her mind
I'll at least kill a rooster
After all, there is a hunt, even if you crack.

(Grandfather leaves the hut but soon returns very surprised)

Grandfather I didn't drink wine today
I shouldn't be so dumb.
Three pigs in our barn
Like in a fantasy movie.
So what could it be
And how to explain all this?
After all, rats can't
To give birth to such big animals!
But be that as it may, they
Three pieces lie in the straw,
Here's a gift for the holidays
Now let's make some soup.
Yes, you need to sharpen your knife.
Wash pots quickly
So that for the holiday a pair of pork
How should I eat.

(Included grandma cheerful, ruddy)

grandma Grandfather, tell me why those knife
Or the canteen is not good
Who are you going to cut them
Or caught a lame louse?
In our fridge
Millet porridge and kvass
You don't need a knife
Spoons will be just right.

Grandfather We have a miracle in the barn
Three pigs lie beautifully
Right now I'll kill one for the holiday,
Get the pot alive!

grandma Come on, Grandpa, come here
And look into my eyes
Breathe in your nose! Your stash
Already dug out.

Grandfather I'm sober, Grandma is like glass
And I haven't drunk in a long time.
Here are those cross, in the pig's barn
Lying playing dominoes!

grandma What are they playing? In Domino?!
One thing is clear to me now:
What is your thin roof
Already moved out a long time ago.
You already have
demons got in the way
This is white fever
How do you not twist it.

Grandfather I'm sober now
I don't drink for four days
I see the only way out
Let's go and see together.
Well, you choose along the way
Who are we eating today?

(Grandfather and grandmother leave. The scenery of the barn. Pigs are sitting in the barn, playing dominoes. Grandfather with the grandmother enter the barn, grandma faints)

Grandfather What, went nuts with happiness?
Correctly. Such a thing!
Three cool pigs
They sit in our yard.

(Grandfather brings Grandma to life)

grandma What am I? Where I am? Pigs…
Oh good guys.
I probably have too
The roof came off sometime.

Grandfather Everything is in order, everything is in place.
After all, they don't go crazy together.
Santa Claus on New Year's Eve
Giving gifts to everyone
Looks like he came at night
Here are the pigs and planted.
Choose while you're here
Which we will eat.

Yaga (pigs, grandfather and grandmother)
What sponges rolled out
Didn't feed, didn't caress
Well get out of here
Only you were seen here!

(grandma faints again)

Yaga (pigs) I've got this sort of thing
Well, really tired
I need to call the devil here
To return your appearance.

Author The story moves on
Soon, soon the New Year.
Case in fairy tale takes
Bad turnover.
Everything is a dead end. Yaga in the dark
the demon was able to get lost more often
So the staff will not return
Santa Claus will not come to us
For the first time in a hundred centuries
Cancel New Year's Eve.
We got carried away, no doubt,
Need to fix the story
And then for such fairy tales
Again we have to answer.
What to do how to be
How to change the course of a fairy tale
All Hope for Frost
Change the situation.

(Scenery of the winter forest. The demon appears. The ringing of coins)

(the demon sits on a stump, falls asleep. Appear Father Frost and Snow Maiden)

Father Frost I've become quite old
Lost a staff somewhere
It has all the power of Santa Claus
How did I screw up like that.

Snow Maiden Grandfather, you remember, we walked through the forest,
Through the wilds, through the stumps,
Like a pretty tree
In the thicket dark we found.
How did you sit on a stump,
I shook the bumps out of my boots,
I got up, then straightened my robe
He put a bag on his back
And here you left
Probably his staff.

(Father Frost notices a demon sleeping on a stump)

Father Frost Quiet, Granddaughter, we are lucky
That one warmed up on the stump
And in his hands he holds a staff
It looks like she's herding gophers.

Snow Maiden Grandfather, look, yes he is sleeping,
Hear the whole forest snores
Grab the staff soon
And let him sit.

Father Frost No, let's wake him up!
What did he manage to do?
With my magic staff
We need to interrogate the devil.
Wake up, motherfucker
And tell me soon
Is everything okay with the staff
Just don't you dare lie to me.

Unclean Hello dear grandfather,
My dear savior
Take your club
Well, I went home.
I need to celebrate the holiday
Set a rich table
Well, what did I go with the world ...

Father Frost... So my friend, Stop!
I feel something is hidden
Since you're so lame.
Tell everything in detail
What and where did you do!

Unclean What can I tell you
I walked through the forest, I see enough ...
The stick is standing by the stump,
It rustles like tinsel.
And while I was waiting for you
So I dozed off a bit.
Well then, I'll go or something
To the unclean ball.

Father Frost You lie, fool
Get out the kikimore from the pond,
And me, stump, horned,
You will never cheat.
Now let's poke
Or turn into an icicle
I'll just lower the staff
And your life is gone.

(the devil falls to his knees)

Unclean Make a turnout with a confession
To give a term not long
All that I have done I will tell
I keep my word.
I didn't know that he was magical
Accidentally made money
And all old coins
Collected from all over the land in the forest.
I accidentally stole a stupa
Rather, I was standing next to
Yaga made a wish
I just tapped with a stick.
Yaga was overcome by greed
I wanted a lot of diamonds
And stopped right
The three cute little pigs
Now they are with Grandfather and Grandma
They lie side by side in the barn.

Father Frost Well, how stupid are you, dear friend,
After all, this staff around
The whole world could change...
... Eh, turn Yaga into a pig.
Let's go to. show me the way
How can I find Grandfather and Grandma.
Those piglets back to Yaga
I need to convert urgently.
Otherwise fabulous balance
Will be broken with us.
She is in many Russian fairy tales
Playing its part now.

(Everyone leaves the stage. The hut of Grandfather and Grandmother. Enter Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Unclean)

Unclean Frost Ivanovich, come in,
Well, there's no one here, look.
Yaga has probably already been eaten
She has no other way.
And why turn it around
Will start bothering you again
Take me to your aid
Bag for example yours to carry.

Father Frost Let's go to the barn quickly Unclean.
And if we're not lucky
Then I'm you, Goat's face,
Right in the barn and put into consumption.

(They leave the hut. The scenery of the barn. There are three tied piglets in the barn, gags in their mouths, near them grandma and Grandfather)

Grandfather Grandma, choose quickly
Which is tastier and fatter.
I'll cook a barbecue quickly,
And you will cook delicious cabbage soup.

grandma So, this long and eared one,
In addition, he is very hairy,
Then for Easter
We will cook a cool jellied meat.
And this one doesn't grow.
Let it wait a little
We will feed him to the Trinity
And the neighbor will take you to the market.
This one will be just right.
See profile and full face
Let's cut him down
He will be right now.
... Oh Grandfather, look, in that direction
to me Unclean flickers in the window.
He comes to us through the barn door
Again something bad for me.

(grandma falls into a swoon. The barn includes Father Frost,Snow Maiden, Unclean)

Father Frost(Grandfather) I'm Santa Claus, they are with me
You return feelings to your grandmother,
And the mouths of these pigs
You carefully open it.

(grandma comes to his senses. Grandfather pulls gags from piglets)

Yaga (pigs) Frost, save me soon
From these barbarians - people
I realize I almost lost
And all from their greed.
Forgive me, I'm to blame
Give me back my appearance please back
And I will not take revenge on anyone
And I will never forget beauty.

Father Frost Wake up my magic staff
Let the magic soar
And who she was, let her be.
Yaga appear before us!
(Appears Baba Yaga, piglets remain in place)
Baba Yaga Oh how nice to feel
Again, your figure, become.
I was afraid that in the form of a pig
We'll have to celebrate the New Year.
(On piglets)
And these five are sitting
Looking with greedy eyes
I'm. They must disappear
All three of these pigs.

Father Frost Yes, it's a pity, let them live,
They've already warmed up here.
Let Grandfather and Grandmother on holiday
They will bring great happiness.
And time is rushing forward
And now it's midnight
Let's go and congratulate all our friends
And we will stand in a friendly round dance.

(Everyone comes to the fore)

E P I L O G

Father Frost I congratulate you on the New Year,
May your dreams come true!
Wish You happiness and health
Love, luck, beauty!

Snow Maiden Let the mood in the New Year
Nothing can spoil
To always surround you
Just happy faces.

Grandfather Let abundance on the tables
Happens to you more often
And if something piglets
Let the demon send you from the thicket.
grandma Live in love and in harmony
May kindness surround you.
Scandals, gossip never
Let the silence not be broken
Baba Yaga And let the dreams come true
But do not guess in vain
What you can live without
Easy, confident, great.
piglets Let not friends and not enemies
They won’t treacherously plant a pig,
But only a reliable shoulder
He will always help you in difficult times.
Unclean And never do that
What can you do in life
And you'll live another hundred years
And you will have time to raise grandchildren.

During the festive action, Baba Yaga suddenly appears.

Baba Yaga.
Goblin, dear brother,
Hurry to me, dear!
Where did you disappear to?

Goblin.
Here I am, here I am.

Baba Yaga.
Did you sleep somewhere, my dear?

Goblin.
I cleaned my house today

Baba Yaga.
I won't take it for granted
So, my dear friend,
Have you been decorating your house all day?

Goblin.
What, Yaga, is the crime here?

Baba Yaga.
What have you been up to, you bastard?
Maybe he hooked up a girl
Invited her to visit
And I completely forgot!

Goblin.
You, Yaga ... I'm here ... Not really! ..

Baba Yaga.
Look into his eyes!
Why did you love them?
Oh, she ruined herself.

Baba Yaga sings the song Black Eyes.

Goblin.
How do you, Yaga, eat ...
You just take it to heart!

Baba Yaga.
So I take it for the soul?
Don't fool Yaga!
With whom are you, evil spirits, uncivilized,
Twisted shura-mura here?

Goblin.
What are you, Yagodka, mine,
Are you jealous of me?

Baba Yaga.
I can't be jealous
But I'm going to burn my house!
He brought Marafet home ...

Goblin.
Surrendered to you my mansions!
Everyone knows here in the forest
The holiday is right around the corner.
To decorate the holiday
I decided to decorate my house.

Baba Yaga.
Answer quickly, prankster.
What a holiday this is!

Goblin.
Long-awaited New Year!
Christmas tree, candles, round dance!

Baba Yaga.
Here's my damn sclerosis,
If only someone took you away!

Hear short beeps.

Goblin.
What is it and where is it whistling?

Baba Yaga.
This is my pager beeping
Message from Koshchei...
Oh, the pressure's up
Oh, trouble, Goblin, trouble!
Koshcheyushka is coming here!
What to do, how to be?

Goblin.
Stop, Yaga, you whine.

Baba Yaga.
How can I not cry now
Koschey is in a hurry to marry me!

Goblin.
What I don't understand
Will you become Koshchei's wife?

Baba Yaga.
I don't want him as a husband
Oh, my grandmother's share.

Goblin.
But he seems like a prominent man,
Both rich and respectable.
Is it worth killing like that?

Baba Yaga.
I don't want to marry him!
I then, in three hundred and forty-five -
Baba Yagodka again!
Well, he's crazy and bones!
Look at him, he'll drop his skates.

Goblin.
Do not want to marry Koshchei,
So kick him in the neck.

Baba Yaga.
This skinny bastard
Take me by force
We had an agreement with him
In the New Year, start an argument.
Koshchei has a ring,
Beauty, not all eyes.
So I wanted him
I didn't sleep and didn't eat.
I wanted to beg for the ring, and
But it didn't work out...

Goblin.
That's the way it is!

Baba Yaga.
He, bony, is so cunning,
He got me into an argument.

Baba Yaga.
Made a bet with him.
The situation is this:
If he loses the fight
So the ring will be mine!

Goblin.
Wait, Yaga, wait!
What is your tragedy?

Baba Yaga. Suddenly I'll bet!

Goblin.
Do you have beads, a brooch,
And you will live without a ring!

Baba Yaga.
How can you, Goblin, not understand
And what about this brooch?
After all, on a bet, pip me,
I placed myself!

Silent scene.

Goblin.
Here, Yaga, you have come,
How is it, pray tell
Been with you for 200 years
And as married, so different!

Baba Yaga.
Goblin, my dear, I'm sorry
Tell me what to do

Goblin.
Once you decide to argue.

Musical beat. Enter Koschey.

Koschey.
What, Yaga, did not expect?
Or lost the gift of speech?
Here it is, the golden ring,
You will master the dispute - it will be yours!
If I win
You will marry me.
I see you, Yaga, are you not happy?

Baba Yaga.
I don't need your rings.
I break the dispute with you
In general, I wash my hands!

Koschey.
Too late my dear
I have the document.
By your hand assured
Verified by a notary.

(Is reading.)

"Whoever breaks this agreement,
He fulfills his conditions"

Baba Yaga.
I don't give a damn!

Koschey.
The stamp is here!

Baba Yaga.
I will not marry you!

Koschey.
So you're going to jail!

Baba Yaga.
Oh, bony, scared!

Koschey.
I will sue you.

Baba Yaga.
On me, on Yaga!
Oh shit, I can't!

Goblin.
Hey, Yaga, I'm not funny,
You turned the movie!
He's not joking, I know for sure
We need to find a way out ASAP!

Koschey.
Why look for him
The bet needs to start.

Baba Yaga.
Dear, Kostya, dear,
Forgive me, dear.
Let's forget these disputes
Let's celebrate the New Year together.

Koschey.
No, Yaga, I do not agree,
All your words are in vain.

Goblin.
Stop, Yaga, whims,
Accept Koshchei's challenge.
So be it, I'll help.

Baba Yaga.
God save Yaga!

Koschey.
Well, as instructed,
We'll have a contest
Deal, there is a deal!

Baba Yaga.
Who will resolve our dispute?
I do not trust you.

Koschey.
I don't need this.
We will certainly resolve the dispute,
By inviting a showman to us.

Baba Yaga.
And who will we call
I would really like to know!

Goblin.
There are among the local luminaries,
Here is some Timofeev.

Baba Yaga.
Oh, he's very expensive
We will not pull with you.

Koschey.
And everything is just a gift to you?
For nothing, only ... "Enjoy your bath!"

Baba Yaga.
Well, where to look for it?

Koschey.
Well, you know how to conjure.

Baba Yaga.
I conjure without problems:
Show up here showman!

Oleg.
Hello my friends,
Timofeev - it's me!
I will resolve your dispute
Allow me to begin.

The competitive game part is carried out taking into account the fact that all the ladies present are the team of Baba Yaga, and, accordingly, the men are the team of Koshchei. The host conducts 6 competitions, thanks to which teams are recruited for "disputers". The women won - a player in the Baba Yaga team, men - a player in the Koshchei team.

The final 7th competition is held from among the recruited players. In the last competition, the competition goes on until there are no players left in someone's team. Accordingly, in whose team at least one player remained, that team won. The ending of the whole "venture" depends on whose team wins, so below are two options for the ending. And now the contests.

Competition 1st.
In the first competition are determined by the player from men and women.
For women, the auction "New Year's Cinema" is held - you need to name the movies, the action of which takes place on New Year's holidays.

For men, a "Green Auction" is held - you need to name things and objects that have a green color. According to the results of the first competition, each team should have one participant.

Competition 2nd. "Marathon of congratulations"
The players who won the first contest take turns calling congratulation words starting with letters in alphabetical order. Whoever thinks for more than 5 seconds loses the competition. Another player joins the winning team.

Competition 3rd. "Song Counter"
In turn order, players recall lines from songs that mention numbers and numbers. The number sounded in the line goes to the team's account. Whoever has the most total is the winner. Another player joins the winning team.

Competition 4th. "Ring of winter proverbs"
Players take turns calling proverbs and sayings about winter. Who could not remember another proverb - loses. Another player joins the winning team.

Competition 5th. "Poem for Santa Claus"
The players all together recite a poem by N. Nekrasov “Once in a cold winter season ...”. One line from each team. Who hesitated - at a loss. Another player joins the winning team.

Competition 6th. "Under the hood"
The host asks questions on the New Year theme. Who gives the correct answer looks under one of the ten caps. If there was a souvenir Santa Claus - luck smiled at this team. Another player joins the winning team.

Competition 7th.
Final competition "Fifteen balls". One player from each team participates in each round. The essence of the competition: 15 balls hang on a cord; players take turns moving one, two or three balls; Whoever gets the last ball is out of the game. The game is played until there is not a single player left in one of the teams.

The final.

1st option - Baba Yaga won.

Baba Yaga.
Thank you kind people!
My wedding with Koshchey will not be.
golden ring,
There will be a century now with me.

Koschey.
Well, Yaga, yours took
That's the way things are!
Know it's fate
I should always be single.

Goblin.
Well, Yaga, you were afraid.
Well done! Didn't get lost!
And since, your ring,
Let's get married with you.

Oleg.
The agreement was resolved.
Yes, it was a funny argument!

2nd option - Koschei won.

Baba Yaga.
So, Koschey, that's it,
You will have to love.
Goblin, forgive me
Our paths parted.

Goblin.
Know such a fate
I should always be single!

Koschey.
Well, thank you all, friends!
Made me happy
We'll play a wedding soon
Oh, and have a nice walk.

Oleg.
The agreement was resolved.
Yes, it was a funny argument!

"Enterprising Baba Yaga"
Scenario of the New Year's theatrical performance

Characters:
Father Frost
Snow Maiden (beautiful girl)
The False Maiden (a huge man, dressed as a Snow Maiden, the costume of the real Snow Maiden and the False Maiden are the same).
Baba Yaga
Koschei the Deathless.
Scenery:
The new hut of Baba Yaga is inside: on the right is a stove, on it is a boiler, smoke comes out of the boiler and a ladle sticks out; in the center is a table covered with a tablecloth; there are pies, cups on the table, 4 chairs around, a samovar, a telephone are on the back of the table, a Christmas tree next to the table. Outside the hut there is snow, snowdrifts, Christmas trees.
Music sounds, Baba Yaga, muttering something under her breath, comes up to the cauldron, interferes with the contents, pours something into the cauldron, taking it out of her pocket,
ritually goes around the cauldron three times, spits over his left shoulder, pulls out a hair from his chin, adds it to the cauldron, at this moment an explosion is heard, Baba Yaga continues to conjure, all the while whispering magic words. Suddenly a phone call rings, Baba Yaga, swearing, picks up the phone, rudely answers:

YAGA: Ale, Yaga on the wire.
D.M.: Hello Yaga. Frost Ivanovich worries.
Yaga:Who? Frost Ivanovich? Hello, Morozushka, hello, father!
D.M.: I heard that you, Yagusya, bought yourself a new hut?
Yaga: Yes! I took a mortgage loan at the Ghoul-Destroyer Bank, now I live and rejoice, otherwise my old hut is completely bird flu overcame.
D.M.: Well, if so, wait for the Snow Maiden and me to visit at the housewarming party.
Yaga: Come dear, come!
Yaga hangs up, rubs his palms.
Yaga: (dreamily)

They will probably come with a gift! So, where is my saucer with a golden border, now let's see what they bring me.
He takes a plate and an apple, rolls it on a plate.
Yaga: Wow! This is Frost, this is a man, this is what I understand. Wow, give me a TV! We need to take it better.
He runs after the samovar, puts it on the table, blows coals with his boot. At this moment, the phone rings again, Yaga picks up the phone

Yaga: Hello, Yaga is on the line!
Voice: Good afternoon. Baba Yaga Bone Leg?
Yaga: Yes!
Voice:"Ghoul - the murderer of the bank." When filling out the questionnaire, you incorrectly indicated your age. According to our security service, you are not 100, but 150 years old. This is true?
Yaga: Just think, she threw off a couple of years, business!
Voice: Unfortunately, our bank does not provide Money citizens over the age of 100, to discuss the terms of early repayment of the loan, you should come to our office no later than January 1.
Long beeps. B.Ya. hangs up, grabs his head and runs around the hut in a panic

Yaga: Oh, woe is me! What to do, how to be?
Music sounds, Koschey appears on the left on horseback, carries a gift in his hand - an old vacuum cleaner.

Koschey: Hello old. Here I came to congratulate you on a housewarming, brought a new thing to your house, (shows vacuum cleaner)
inherited from my grandmother. A good thing!!!
Yaga: What a hell of a housewarming party! How would I not have to part with my hut tomorrow! Old, they say, I am!
Koschey: Could I, Yagusya, help your misfortune: I have an apple of rejuvenation, but only I need the edge myself. I was going to go to Frost, his granddaughter, the Snow Maiden, I want to marry him painfully. For such a thing, 50 years old must be thrown off!
Yaga: Well, yes, you were 700 years old, and it became 650, well done handsome, a knight on a white horse! Yes, I am for you a rejuvenating apple of such a love potion ladies that your Snow Maiden will love you, so much so that she will carry you in her arms! And you don’t need to go anywhere, Frost and the Snow Maiden will soon come to visit me themselves.
Koschey: Oh Yaga! Oh, smart! Persuaded. Here's your rejuvenating apple!
Music sounds. Santa Claus and Snegurka appear on the left, dragging a sled on which a TV stands.

.
D.M.: Nice hut! Well, congratulations!
Hands on TV

Yaga: Thank you dear guests! To the table, to the table, to the table! Just Koshcheyushka came to visit!
Snow Maiden:(aside) Oh, again this old bastard will stick!
Everyone passes, sits down at the table, B.Ya. fussing behind: he pours champagne into glasses, from behind the curtain he takes out a quarter with "Love Potion", looking around, adds it to the glass of the Snow Maiden. Serving guests.

Yaga: Let's drink, dear guests, for all the good things!
Koschey: Well, then - for love!
Snow.: And I propose for the New Year!
D.M.: For the mistress of the house!

D.M.: Granddaughter!
hug each other

Koschey: Well, old hag, brakodelschitsa, give me my apple!
Yaga: Do anything with me, but I won’t give you an apple!
Starts eating an apple, runs away from the hut. Koschei chases after her, freezes half way, begins to back away. A rejuvenated Baba Yaga comes out to him, with an apple core in her hands.

Yaga: (affectionately) Too late, Koshcheyushka, too late, dear!
Koschey: (confused) Yagunya, is that you? And I completely forgot that you are a beauty with us!
Baba Yaga takes Koshchei by the arm

Yaga: So maybe, Koshcheyushka, will you come to me to woo me?
They are approached by D.M. and the Snow Maiden.

D.M.: And what, Koschei, I would seriously think if I were you! wedding to you new year's eve let's play! BUT?
Snow Maiden: Yes, grandfather, how is it, the New Year is about to come, and the Christmas tree is not yet lit!
D.M.: And, really! And now we are in the blink of an eye. One, two, three, Christmas tree burn!
The lights on the Christmas tree

Snow Maiden: Now you can celebrate the New Year!
D.M.: Happy New Year to you, friends, we sincerely congratulate you!
Snow Maiden: We wish you only the best in everything! Happiness, joy, good luck!
D.M.: A big car, a beautiful dacha, a bigger salary!
Snow Maiden: Health, I want to wish you more!
Koschey: And I wish you love!
Yaga: And wish fulfillment
All: In 2013!
The chiming clock sounds.
The soundtrack of a cheerful New Year's song sounds, all the actors go out to bow.
Together: Happy New Year!
Curtain
Screenwriter: Anna Dorf.

Characters:

1. Koschei the Immortal, in fashion business suit, but under the jacket is a T-shirt with the image of a skull and bones, and the letters LDPF.
2. Gorynych, with one head, in a sweater with holes for two extra heads.
3. Baba Yaga, in a short skirt, stockings, boots. Hair bleached, long. There are glasses in a fashionable frame.
4. Ivan Tsarevich, suit, bow tie, fashionable haircut.
5. Santa Claus
6. Snow Maiden.
7. Host
8. Rat /disguised presenter or other person/

The scene is decorated with tinsel, rain, in the center there is a Christmas tree, and a throne, a New Year's picture hangs on the wall.

The leader takes the stage.

POETRY:

Leading:
– In a known kingdom, in a strange state
We lived and lived, the goryushka did not know.
Heroes will appear
All candidates, so to speak,
They dig holes for each other
They dream of ruling the world.

Koschey is still languishing over his gold
Finance, in general, the cat cried.

(A sad Koschey passes by with a holey bag and an empty plastic box).

And Gorynych, that's the case
One head remains.

(Gorynych runs with beer, instead of two heads “snake bodies” or bundles of rags dangle).

Grandma Yozhka has everything in openwork,
Okay, in short! By shape!
No need to read books
If only the cream would be more expensive,
And a miniskirt and stockings,
Yagusenka reached the point.

(Baba Yaga walks, gait from the hip, drinks a cocktail from a straw).

Ivan Tsarevich, aka Vanya,
Lying quietly on the sofa
And he talks about politics
And waiting for a big, big love.

(Vanya walks, straightens the butterfly, takes a selfie, smiles).

Well, Santa Claus, of course, will be,
Pretty tough guy
He loves his Snow Maiden very much,
Over the years, he's gotten used to it.

(Father Frost and Snegurka merrily run around the stage, scatter confetti, shoot crackers, throw tinsel and rain into the hall).

Leading:
- Here are all the heroes in front of you,
Let's start a fairy tale, or a true story,
Where is the lie, where is the truth - you decide for yourself.
What is real, what is dust ...

Koschei dreamed of the royal throne
And for many, many years in a row
Walked in a worn crown,
And he did a very smart look.

(The aria of Mephistopheles sounds: People die for metal. Koschei climbs the throne, a portrait of Koshchei appears on the wall).

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Leading:
- The guests were sad about something,
Direct meeting with us,
Everyone was invited to the party
Year of the Rat! One time one time

(checks the microphone).

Rat's white skin

(puts on a yellow suit, a pig mask, gets on all fours, a tail is revealed from behind)

From China straight
Let the livestock
Happiness will drag us into the house.
We live! And who is in power

(all the heroes at this time are trying to sit on the throne, fighting, and pouring champagne on each other),

In general, anyway,
Not in money, of course, happiness,
Well, what about? Yes, here it is!

(Points with his hand to the Christmas tree, which is lit).

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